Fun fact- I promise it's surprising

Jul 01, 2005 18:00

There are Evangelical Christians in Texas.

There are Orthodox Jews in Israel.

There are Evangelical Christians in Texas who are trying to breed Perfect Red Heiffers.

There are Orthodox Jews in Israel who want to build the Third Temple.

There are Evangelical Christians in Texas who are trying to breed Perfect Red Heiffers so they can annoint and burn them.

There are Orthodox Jews in Israel who want to build the Third Temple where the Mosque of al-Azka is.

There are Evangelical Christians in Texas who are trying to breed Perfect Red Heiffers so they can annoint and burn them, and build oil wells in Israel.

There are Orthodox Jews in Israel who want to build the Third Temple where the Mosque of al-Azka is, so they need money and explosives so that they can blow up this mosque.

There are Evangelical Christians in Texas who are trying to breed Perfect Red Heiffers so they can annoint and burn them, and build oil wells in Israel to create a source of God-given revenue.

There are Orthodox Jews in Israel who want to build the Third Temple where the Mosque of al-Azka is, so they need money and explosives so that they can blow up this mosque and build the temple in accordance with the book of Ezekiel.

There are Evangelical Christians in Texas who are trying to breed Perfect Red Heiffers so they can annoint and burn them, and build oil wells in Israel to create a source of God-given revenue to give to the Orthodox Jews in Israel, so that they can use the ashes from the bull to annoint themselves and conduct services in the Third Temple, thus fulfilling the prophecy for the second coming of Christ.

And we say Judeo-Christian faiths are pure, while Islam is corrupted and fanatical.
I have more stories! I will post more later when I do not have a stupid Scholars Camp essay to write.
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