Whats the name of yours?

Jun 04, 2003 22:55

Had a hectic day today; closed with a first time supervisor and a new hire. We were a little over 20 min late leaving, and some money was unaccounted for... i personally think it was poor planning to have a person whos never acted as supervisor, let alone close as supervisor scheduled with a completely clueless new hire. Thankfully i know pretty much both jobs so i smoothed everything out and kept everything cool. Daisy, the new supervisor, quit smoking 5 days ago cold turkey, but after tonight she begged me for a cigarette in the parking lot. I gave in and handed her one as long as she promised me she wouldn't blame me for her starting back up again =P Tomorrow will be another fun filled day when i close with my manager and another new hire, woooo!
Other than that, everythings cool, my allergies/cold is clearing up and i'm feeling a little better, but i think i passed it to Trey =[ booo.

On a lighter note, heres a kinda funny joke i got in an email....

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance, is called
Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls
his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left,
who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man
looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why
Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his right, who is
sipping a fruity margarita and says, "So, what do you call yours?" The man
turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then
he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer!"
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

P.S. this.song.is.so.funny. you should all dl it post haste.
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