Sep 02, 2007 14:01
New diet proposal: dislocate or misalign your mandible; wait a few weeks; get your mandible relocated/realigned. The pain caused from the acclimating muscles and ligaments will not only encourage fewer, smaller bites of softer, uninspired food, but as the muscles continue to spasm, the quarter-portion of one's meal thus far consumed will be deemed enough to make one's grumbling stomach quiet, if not nearly full. It works! Whenever one considers quelling the hypothalamus' complaints, the most powerful muscles in the human body begin to spasm in contempt, and the thalamus argues successfully that hunger pangs, however maddening, are the better exchange.