Statutory Silliness
Eek!
Recently after I agreed to take her international post to the post office one of my extremly unnatractive(not talking about looks) co-tentants hugged me while I was carrying some breakables(removing all chances of evasive manuvers) and offered to reward me by "raping" me.
It was as ridiculous as watching one of my fat, beery, friends insisting that some ethereal beauty was 'gagging for it'!' and particular desirous of having said sweaty oik 'sort them out'.
Some people are optimistic, some people are delusional and some people are so out of touch as to be on another planet.