wi-i-i-yippee-i-yay-yippee-i-yo-yippee-i-yay
i am in a fantastic mood right now. now, normally my fantastic moods are the result of an excellent episode of csi: miami or an especially delicious donut, but that's actually not the case this time. i'm very much in a take on the whole world, change things for the better kinda mood. which, really, let's face it, will pretty much amount to nothing. at least not today. but hey, rome wasn't built in a day either. and by rome, i do not mean rome, ny, armpit of new york state. sorry bethamuso, you are the one shiny rosebud in the entire city.
so yeah, here are the things that have made today great (in no particular order):
-dave matthews band
-birthday cake
-good hair
-rolling out of bed and getting ready in 10 minutes and still looking adorable
-mountain dew at 9am
-french films
-talking to mommy
-getting mail
-talking about GREAT THINGS in my film class :)
-bowling for columbine
-atoosa rubenstein
-raising money for autism
-doing so in a completely lazy fashion, but still feeling good about myself
-excited phone calls to heather!
and to think, the day is not even half over! well, at least not my day. hopefully things will continue to rawk. yeah, i spelled it r-a-w-k, that means hardcore. x-core. yeah, i'm in a silly mood right now. but i silly kick-ass kinda mood. so good for me.
i am at the moment inspired to make a collage of all the totally kick-ass women who inspire me and who i look up to, and hang it over my desk for inspiration. that seems like a cool thing to do. but alas, i shall not, because a) i'm moving out of here in 3 weeks anyway, and b) my printer's out of ink :)
i love all of you, and can't wait to see you soon when schoooooool's out for summah!!
and to celebrate this glorious day of all days...
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. funny you should ask, anonymous myspace quiz maker person, because it has been a recent (albeit uninteresting)topic of conversation that while i enjoy a good salad, i have grow tired of all varieties of salad dressing.
Q. What is your favorite fast food?
A. i'm not huge on fast food, but i've had some taco bell cravings recently.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. mod avie, even though i haven't been there in, oh, 7 years?
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. i'm still learning the proper protocol for tipping, but i like to leave big tips wherever i go. when you work in food service, you learn that such things are appreciated. even though i don't actually benefit from the tips. well, unless it means the waitresses won't be as bitchy.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. tuna fish sandwiches. mashed potatoes and spaghetti. oh wait....
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. me no likey pizza.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. butter.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. i'm not really a big gum person either. but when i do indulge, i enjoy the old school, hardcore, really sugary bubblegum-y gum. and i do love bazooka joe.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. *checks* 52. i hope that doesn't make me unpopular. i don't really like to actually call people.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. uh, maybe 10? i don't really so much email people unless i have to.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. hehehe, me and jc.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. uhh....5
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. rightie
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. eh, i don't hate it, but i don't like that it's lopsided, it looks like i had a stroke. and when i'm really excited or have been posing for pictures too long, i over-smile.
Q. What's your best feature?
A. what isn't my best feature, honestly? you can't beat perfection.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. tonsils, adenoids, teeth
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. god, certainly not sight or hearing. or smell. maybe taste?
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. um....everytime i went to dr. elmasurri she was a nazi and said i had 5 bajillion cavities and wanted to fill them all in one sitting and she never gave me enough novocaine so i had a panic attack every time and broke down crying in the chair and they had to call my mom in to calm me down but i was still such a basketcase that they just gave up and sent me home. i have a new dentist now. he's much nicer.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. uhhh....i have no idea. val and i kind of weaseled out of clearing the furniture off the stage last night after rehearsal.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. nope
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. ooooh, i don't know. i want to say no, but i think it might be too tempting of an offer to pass up. i think i'd rather just want to know if i lived a long life or if i died early and tragically. but then if i died early, i'd want to know when. and how.
Q. Is love for real?
A. sure
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. probably blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. well, i've swallowed gum. i can't think of any, like, non-digestable items
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. not to my knowledge
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. not to my knowledge
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000,000?
A. oooo, that's a lot of money. i would. i so would. and i'd probably do it for less, too.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. hell, if i got 100 bucks for every time i've kissed a member of the same sex, i'd be a very wealthy girl. wow, that makes me sound like a big lesbian. god i need a boyfriend....
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. um, no.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. psssh, yeah. nobody reads this shit anyway.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. ummmm....it would depend on the circumstances. like what magazine it was, and how wide the circulation, and whether it would be sold over the counter or delivered wrapped in a brown paper bag, and if it was tastefully done, and if there was a strategically placed houseplant or two, and if i got suffient time to groom and tan myself, and if there would be airbrushing.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. hell yeah
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. uhmmmm....well, would i get to pick the human life if so, probably.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. no :( my answers to the last two questions probably say a lot of sad things about my character.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: lint.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: no, it is ridiculous and terrible and so overrated, don't even get me started.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: hardwood on the first floor, nasty tacky 70s carpet on the second floor
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: um, i stand. unless i have fallen asleep or fallen down. both have happened before.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: apparently i can survive living with two
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: a trillion.
Q: Where were you born?
A. oneida hospital
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: when they kicked me and my donuts off the playground over the summer :)
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: happy, married, and rich, and famous.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: oh, silly myspace quizzes don't belong on livejournal!! heather.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: kristinaaaaaa
Q: Last person you called?
A: kristina, but she didn't answer because she was napping. but before that mommy. and before that heather!
Q: Person you hugged?
A: ummmmm.....erin, probably
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 6 or 8, or any combination of the two
Q: Color?
A: blue or pink
Q: Season?
A: summer
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: always
Q: Mood?
A: chipper
Q: Listening to?
A: daaaaaaaaaaaaave
Q: Watching?
A: uh, the cursor flash?
Q: Worrying about?
A: going out tonight, and whether or not i will start to have a panic attack and sweat. seriously, this survey is making me look like a very nervous person. but we've covered the two things that make me have such reactions: dentists and bars.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: does the vending machine count? after that it was french class, in basil 210
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: see pj and michelle and jenna and grandma and aunt eleanor and gretchen and mommy and daddy at easter! and oh my god to see leah next week!
Q: What's the last movie you saw/watched?
A: bowling for columbine. but kristina and i are going to watch the goblet of fire this weekend!
Q: Do you smile often?
A: uhmm....when i am happy or amused.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes, but i'm also very shy, which makes me seem unfriendly, i guess.
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: go to dinner soon. after that, who knows. maybe save the world? cure cancer? create world peace? the possibilities are endless.
so yeah, here are the things that have made today great (in no particular order):
-dave matthews band
-birthday cake
-good hair
-rolling out of bed and getting ready in 10 minutes and still looking adorable
-mountain dew at 9am
-french films
-talking to mommy
-getting mail
-talking about GREAT THINGS in my film class :)
-bowling for columbine
-atoosa rubenstein
-raising money for autism
-doing so in a completely lazy fashion, but still feeling good about myself
-excited phone calls to heather!
and to think, the day is not even half over! well, at least not my day. hopefully things will continue to rawk. yeah, i spelled it r-a-w-k, that means hardcore. x-core. yeah, i'm in a silly mood right now. but i silly kick-ass kinda mood. so good for me.
i am at the moment inspired to make a collage of all the totally kick-ass women who inspire me and who i look up to, and hang it over my desk for inspiration. that seems like a cool thing to do. but alas, i shall not, because a) i'm moving out of here in 3 weeks anyway, and b) my printer's out of ink :)
i love all of you, and can't wait to see you soon when schoooooool's out for summah!!
and to celebrate this glorious day of all days...
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. funny you should ask, anonymous myspace quiz maker person, because it has been a recent (albeit uninteresting)topic of conversation that while i enjoy a good salad, i have grow tired of all varieties of salad dressing.
Q. What is your favorite fast food?
A. i'm not huge on fast food, but i've had some taco bell cravings recently.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. mod avie, even though i haven't been there in, oh, 7 years?
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. i'm still learning the proper protocol for tipping, but i like to leave big tips wherever i go. when you work in food service, you learn that such things are appreciated. even though i don't actually benefit from the tips. well, unless it means the waitresses won't be as bitchy.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. tuna fish sandwiches. mashed potatoes and spaghetti. oh wait....
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. me no likey pizza.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. butter.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. i'm not really a big gum person either. but when i do indulge, i enjoy the old school, hardcore, really sugary bubblegum-y gum. and i do love bazooka joe.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. *checks* 52. i hope that doesn't make me unpopular. i don't really like to actually call people.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. uh, maybe 10? i don't really so much email people unless i have to.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. hehehe, me and jc.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. uhh....5
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. rightie
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. eh, i don't hate it, but i don't like that it's lopsided, it looks like i had a stroke. and when i'm really excited or have been posing for pictures too long, i over-smile.
Q. What's your best feature?
A. what isn't my best feature, honestly? you can't beat perfection.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. tonsils, adenoids, teeth
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. god, certainly not sight or hearing. or smell. maybe taste?
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. um....everytime i went to dr. elmasurri she was a nazi and said i had 5 bajillion cavities and wanted to fill them all in one sitting and she never gave me enough novocaine so i had a panic attack every time and broke down crying in the chair and they had to call my mom in to calm me down but i was still such a basketcase that they just gave up and sent me home. i have a new dentist now. he's much nicer.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. uhhh....i have no idea. val and i kind of weaseled out of clearing the furniture off the stage last night after rehearsal.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. nope
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. ooooh, i don't know. i want to say no, but i think it might be too tempting of an offer to pass up. i think i'd rather just want to know if i lived a long life or if i died early and tragically. but then if i died early, i'd want to know when. and how.
Q. Is love for real?
A. sure
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. probably blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. well, i've swallowed gum. i can't think of any, like, non-digestable items
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. not to my knowledge
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. not to my knowledge
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000,000?
A. oooo, that's a lot of money. i would. i so would. and i'd probably do it for less, too.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. hell, if i got 100 bucks for every time i've kissed a member of the same sex, i'd be a very wealthy girl. wow, that makes me sound like a big lesbian. god i need a boyfriend....
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. um, no.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. psssh, yeah. nobody reads this shit anyway.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. ummmm....it would depend on the circumstances. like what magazine it was, and how wide the circulation, and whether it would be sold over the counter or delivered wrapped in a brown paper bag, and if it was tastefully done, and if there was a strategically placed houseplant or two, and if i got suffient time to groom and tan myself, and if there would be airbrushing.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. hell yeah
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. uhmmmm....well, would i get to pick the human life if so, probably.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. no :( my answers to the last two questions probably say a lot of sad things about my character.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: lint.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: no, it is ridiculous and terrible and so overrated, don't even get me started.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: hardwood on the first floor, nasty tacky 70s carpet on the second floor
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: um, i stand. unless i have fallen asleep or fallen down. both have happened before.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: apparently i can survive living with two
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: a trillion.
Q: Where were you born?
A. oneida hospital
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: when they kicked me and my donuts off the playground over the summer :)
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: happy, married, and rich, and famous.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: oh, silly myspace quizzes don't belong on livejournal!! heather.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: kristinaaaaaa
Q: Last person you called?
A: kristina, but she didn't answer because she was napping. but before that mommy. and before that heather!
Q: Person you hugged?
A: ummmmm.....erin, probably
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 6 or 8, or any combination of the two
Q: Color?
A: blue or pink
Q: Season?
A: summer
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: always
Q: Mood?
A: chipper
Q: Listening to?
A: daaaaaaaaaaaaave
Q: Watching?
A: uh, the cursor flash?
Q: Worrying about?
A: going out tonight, and whether or not i will start to have a panic attack and sweat. seriously, this survey is making me look like a very nervous person. but we've covered the two things that make me have such reactions: dentists and bars.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: does the vending machine count? after that it was french class, in basil 210
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: see pj and michelle and jenna and grandma and aunt eleanor and gretchen and mommy and daddy at easter! and oh my god to see leah next week!
Q: What's the last movie you saw/watched?
A: bowling for columbine. but kristina and i are going to watch the goblet of fire this weekend!
Q: Do you smile often?
A: uhmm....when i am happy or amused.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes, but i'm also very shy, which makes me seem unfriendly, i guess.
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: go to dinner soon. after that, who knows. maybe save the world? cure cancer? create world peace? the possibilities are endless.