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This is hilarious!
"You are walking through a dark passage. Bones are scattered in the shape of ethical sluts. You hear the sound of f. amelia howes in the distance. There is a Shield of Dykes Here. Do you want to wear it?"
"You quaff the potion marked 'TURBULENTNYMPH'. It tastes like consuming republicans whole."
"You quaff the potion marked 'XLGMEAT'. It tastes like godless commie scum."
"Northernladdru the dragon stands before you (80HP). You zap Northernladdru with the Wand of J Hoadley. A ray of darkness strikes them, and they slump to the floor. Northernladdru was carrying 21 gold pieces."
"There is an altar to Goodrock here. [pray to goodrock] You pray to Goodrock. You feel blessed."
I escaped from the Dungeon of C Smudge!
I killed Chtorr the orc, Vitaminized the troll, Drewseph the floating eye, Teddy23p the zombie, Chetchez the arch-demon, Tarnishdsilver the floating eye, Rustle The Bush the leprechaun, Oneragingstar the leprechaun, Smujmaiku the leprechaun, Northernladdru the dragon, Izakthetwisted the giant spider and Vaelynphi the giant spider.
I looted the Wand of J Hoadley, the Wand of Snuggling, a Figurine of Kaytizzle, the Shield of Dykes, a Figurine of Larmores, the Sword of Churchofpat, the Armour of Phireeyes3, the Crown of Raccoon428, the Dagger of Jupiterjenkins, the Wand of Rotodesign, the Wand of Jennifer Cat, the Shield of Rainboigrl, the Armour of Marymaryboberry and 275 gold pieces.
Score: 450
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"You are walking through a dark passage. Bones are scattered in the shape of ethical sluts. You hear the sound of f. amelia howes in the distance. There is a Shield of Dykes Here. Do you want to wear it?"
"You quaff the potion marked 'TURBULENTNYMPH'. It tastes like consuming republicans whole."
"You quaff the potion marked 'XLGMEAT'. It tastes like godless commie scum."
"Northernladdru the dragon stands before you (80HP). You zap Northernladdru with the Wand of J Hoadley. A ray of darkness strikes them, and they slump to the floor. Northernladdru was carrying 21 gold pieces."
"There is an altar to Goodrock here. [pray to goodrock] You pray to Goodrock. You feel blessed."
I escaped from the Dungeon of C Smudge!
I killed Chtorr the orc, Vitaminized the troll, Drewseph the floating eye, Teddy23p the zombie, Chetchez the arch-demon, Tarnishdsilver the floating eye, Rustle The Bush the leprechaun, Oneragingstar the leprechaun, Smujmaiku the leprechaun, Northernladdru the dragon, Izakthetwisted the giant spider and Vaelynphi the giant spider.
I looted the Wand of J Hoadley, the Wand of Snuggling, a Figurine of Kaytizzle, the Shield of Dykes, a Figurine of Larmores, the Sword of Churchofpat, the Armour of Phireeyes3, the Crown of Raccoon428, the Dagger of Jupiterjenkins, the Wand of Rotodesign, the Wand of Jennifer Cat, the Shield of Rainboigrl, the Armour of Marymaryboberry and 275 gold pieces.
Score: 450
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