I Would Like to Visit the TittyTwister in El Rey, Mexico...
First and foremost...Cheech Marin is the funniest Mexican in the scene where they drive up to the "Titty Twister" and he's trying to sell every single type, shape, and piece of pussy in there is just hilarious..."Hey what do we have here...a new flavor...'Apple pie pussy'...ooooo"
Anyway...Well I'm back in the city and honestly...I kinda miss PA cuz it was way quiet and I didn't have to deal with my mom and her stuck-up attitude. The second I fucking walked in the door, I was greeted by attitude. I don't travel on a bus, through traffic, for 3 hours to come home and deal with her shit. I'm happy that I'm leaving her. I hope she feels it when I walk out that door for the next 4-5 months. She just can't ever leave me alone. I'll be on my death bed, but she'll have some stupid shit to say that I need to do. I wish she would just lay off. And it isn't even that she has that "Oh I'm his loving mother, so I nag cuz I care." shit going on for her. She's just a pain in the ass by birth. Cuz if things don't go her way, she turns psycho. I seriously think there's something wrong with her. Psychologically. But anyway...I gotta meet up with Gabriel so I can go and see if I can apply and leave early. That'd be good. It'd let me get things done as soon as possible. But I guess if I do leave as would be scheduled, it'd leave me time to train more and become better prepared. O well. We'll see what happens...Nothing too interesting today in this entry.
Oh actually a part of this will go out to Adam, whose insightful words speak the truth. He solely brought to perspective on how the endearments caused by loving and caring for a girl can turn outright for shit. In all that girls complain about how much they get treated like shit by boys, there's a good percentage of those girls who play victim to the story. They complain how us as men, do things to treat them wrong and become assholes and so on, but honestly, through Master Adam's spoken word, it's because the female species drives us to this point. The reason many men do wrong things to women, is because it has-at one time or another-been done to us. He states, and I quote, "girls aren't fuckin that innocent... they drive men to be assholes. its a fact. and there are no if, ands, and buts about it. Girls are the crazy bitches." He mentions this in return of how the male species deliberately goes to fuck each and every girl out there. Meanwhile, deep down, we all know, as men that we just want someone we can go home to at the end of the day who's gonna let us know that they love us and they're there to help us through whatever problems we come through. They, as females are the ideal mate and companion and person we go to share our lives with. Yes, there are male companions we can associate brotherhood with and friendship with, but none that can come from a good woman. We don't ask for much. We just ask for things 50/50. A lot of the time, that isn't understood by the female species. But listen when I tell you children, we love women, whether it's friendship, relationship, flingship, tappin' that ass-ship, whatever it may be, we love women. Otherwise, why don't we just have that loving and sexual relationship with men...besides it being utterly gross...but to each his own I'd have to say. But the bulk of most men, love women and all they are about. Which is why a lot of us get our hearts torn from our chests, despite our loving efforts for that particular woman. But the more I speak the more it sounds like I'm speaking from my own experiences. But I don't want to necessarily do that now. But like I said even in one of my earlier entries, girls are a lot like hemorrhoids in the fact that you may know that they're there, but you don't know what pain they cause you til they start to pus and boil...That comparison got a lil gross since I did it in the other entry but ANYWAY...Fact is, and I'll quote Adam again, "Guy fucks with girl's head, because a different girl has fucked with the guy's head prior, and it's a vicious cycle. And it never started with a guy, it started with a girl and that girl was Eve, of Adam and Eve. Let's go back to this story, Adam was lonely, so he talked to God, and was like 'Yo, I'm really lonely and I'll do anything.' And God said, 'Really?' And Adam was like 'Yeah, I'll do anything, I'll give up a rib, you know how much that hurts?' And God took his rib and made Eve. Now Eve was one big problem. So uhh, case in point, the apple. She seduced Adam to eat the apple and doom the rest of the male species. What did Adam ever do to Eve? Nothing. He gave up a rib for her." Now you can blatantly see how Adam explains a corner of his understood theory. I hope this will incite some arguments but for now...Girls are Crazy Bitches!!!!
Now for your joke:
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without sex for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
C-Rza
Anyway...Well I'm back in the city and honestly...I kinda miss PA cuz it was way quiet and I didn't have to deal with my mom and her stuck-up attitude. The second I fucking walked in the door, I was greeted by attitude. I don't travel on a bus, through traffic, for 3 hours to come home and deal with her shit. I'm happy that I'm leaving her. I hope she feels it when I walk out that door for the next 4-5 months. She just can't ever leave me alone. I'll be on my death bed, but she'll have some stupid shit to say that I need to do. I wish she would just lay off. And it isn't even that she has that "Oh I'm his loving mother, so I nag cuz I care." shit going on for her. She's just a pain in the ass by birth. Cuz if things don't go her way, she turns psycho. I seriously think there's something wrong with her. Psychologically. But anyway...I gotta meet up with Gabriel so I can go and see if I can apply and leave early. That'd be good. It'd let me get things done as soon as possible. But I guess if I do leave as would be scheduled, it'd leave me time to train more and become better prepared. O well. We'll see what happens...Nothing too interesting today in this entry.
Oh actually a part of this will go out to Adam, whose insightful words speak the truth. He solely brought to perspective on how the endearments caused by loving and caring for a girl can turn outright for shit. In all that girls complain about how much they get treated like shit by boys, there's a good percentage of those girls who play victim to the story. They complain how us as men, do things to treat them wrong and become assholes and so on, but honestly, through Master Adam's spoken word, it's because the female species drives us to this point. The reason many men do wrong things to women, is because it has-at one time or another-been done to us. He states, and I quote, "girls aren't fuckin that innocent... they drive men to be assholes. its a fact. and there are no if, ands, and buts about it. Girls are the crazy bitches." He mentions this in return of how the male species deliberately goes to fuck each and every girl out there. Meanwhile, deep down, we all know, as men that we just want someone we can go home to at the end of the day who's gonna let us know that they love us and they're there to help us through whatever problems we come through. They, as females are the ideal mate and companion and person we go to share our lives with. Yes, there are male companions we can associate brotherhood with and friendship with, but none that can come from a good woman. We don't ask for much. We just ask for things 50/50. A lot of the time, that isn't understood by the female species. But listen when I tell you children, we love women, whether it's friendship, relationship, flingship, tappin' that ass-ship, whatever it may be, we love women. Otherwise, why don't we just have that loving and sexual relationship with men...besides it being utterly gross...but to each his own I'd have to say. But the bulk of most men, love women and all they are about. Which is why a lot of us get our hearts torn from our chests, despite our loving efforts for that particular woman. But the more I speak the more it sounds like I'm speaking from my own experiences. But I don't want to necessarily do that now. But like I said even in one of my earlier entries, girls are a lot like hemorrhoids in the fact that you may know that they're there, but you don't know what pain they cause you til they start to pus and boil...That comparison got a lil gross since I did it in the other entry but ANYWAY...Fact is, and I'll quote Adam again, "Guy fucks with girl's head, because a different girl has fucked with the guy's head prior, and it's a vicious cycle. And it never started with a guy, it started with a girl and that girl was Eve, of Adam and Eve. Let's go back to this story, Adam was lonely, so he talked to God, and was like 'Yo, I'm really lonely and I'll do anything.' And God said, 'Really?' And Adam was like 'Yeah, I'll do anything, I'll give up a rib, you know how much that hurts?' And God took his rib and made Eve. Now Eve was one big problem. So uhh, case in point, the apple. She seduced Adam to eat the apple and doom the rest of the male species. What did Adam ever do to Eve? Nothing. He gave up a rib for her." Now you can blatantly see how Adam explains a corner of his understood theory. I hope this will incite some arguments but for now...Girls are Crazy Bitches!!!!
Now for your joke:
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without sex for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
C-Rza