Bust out the O'Douls and make a toast. I think that your self evaluation went well. Hopefully, you will get back into UF so that we can hang out more often. If you end up becoming a Tally Whacker, or ever worse, a Bullshiter, I will still come visit. I will most likely be in NPR at the beginning of Novemeber if you care to hang out. Let me know if you'll be at home, ha.
On a sidenote, don't you think that restarting Rugby would be a bit too conducive to drinking? I wonder, maybe some sort of other activity would serve as a less tempting form of stress relief. Then again, just about every club that I am in seems to have some sort of bi-monthly drinking festival. Oh, misguided youth! I guess it will be hard, but hopefully you can resist that which calls you forth and take the high road.
Wait! I have got it. Rather than pouring yourself a large, bitter drink, focus on the freshman's large, sweet breasts pouring out of their shirts. The drunk young ladies always like to have a big, strong, sober man to protect them. Maybe you could be that teddy bear.
I forgot all about O'Douls, good call! As for the rugby thing, your probably right. Then again, there was this guy on our team, fast matt, who didn't drink beer at all and he got along fine. During initiations they made him chug milk all night long...funny shit.
Bust out the O'Douls and make a toast. I think that your self evaluation went well. Hopefully, you will get back into UF so that we can hang out more often. If you end up becoming a Tally Whacker, or ever worse, a Bullshiter, I will still come visit. I will most likely be in NPR at the beginning of Novemeber if you care to hang out. Let me know if you'll be at home, ha.
On a sidenote, don't you think that restarting Rugby would be a bit too conducive to drinking? I wonder, maybe some sort of other activity would serve as a less tempting form of stress relief. Then again, just about every club that I am in seems to have some sort of bi-monthly drinking festival. Oh, misguided youth! I guess it will be hard, but hopefully you can resist that which calls you forth and take the high road.
Wait! I have got it. Rather than pouring yourself a large, bitter drink, focus on the freshman's large, sweet breasts pouring out of their shirts. The drunk young ladies always like to have a big, strong, sober man to protect them. Maybe you could be that teddy bear.
/less than 3 more months boy-o
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tryin hard to be money!
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