To me it's funny / two trailers (PSA. I think.)

[c_regalis]

Peter Outerbridge (and Wendy Crewson) in ESCAPE VELOCITY (a movie I actually watched a while ago, btw. Voluntarily. Honest.)

And really, I thought it couldn't get much better than this. But then I found David Marciano (and Stephanie Romanov) in DARK SPIRAL It's a close second. Very close.

Comments

[hieronymousmosh]

I think that Escape Velocity trailer showed the entire movie. ...Also? They appear to be flying around in the sex toy from the Dark Spiral trailer.

[c_regalis]

It did! The movie is just longer, but you've pretty much seen what happens. The movie, btw, feels just as long as the trailer. AND manages to be even more slow. I don't even know how. I seem to remember a five minute chase through the penis ship, it was the slowest chase EVER, they ran around the same to corners again and again and again. And again. And then another time. I didn't know anyone could run that slowly. It was kind of amazing.

[r_vecchio]

WTF! XD I haven't watched the DM trailer yet but the image is WTFFFFFFFFFFF!

[c_regalis]

I KNOW. And the movie is from 1999. Even considering that it was probably made a few years earlier, it's just O.O

[r_vecchio]

HOLY MOLY WTF WTF WTF BRAIN BROKE WTF. If that's the "trailer" then I'm pretty sure I couldn't survive the entire film XD Even if he DOES hold more...rude things! XD

[c_regalis]

I... yeah. I just checked out the guy who made this movie. He has more masterpieces like this in his filmography. I like his bio best though: Born in Los Angeles, D. A. Metrov grew up in Ontario, California, the small, one-time dairy capital of the Inland Empire. Because his father was the town photographer and amateur filmmaker, Metrov acquired his first still camera at age 7, and his first super8mm movie camera at age 9. At the same time, his mother nurtured his artistic abilities, encouraging him to copy drawings and paintings of Michelangelo and DaVinci...
Metrov wanted to direct. But because of his training as a fine arts painter (which means that you start with a blank canvas) he first began to write... .

Sweet, isn't it? Think he wrote it himself?

[snoopypez]

...........I have absolutely no words for that second one. jhfdkjalkjsflkds

[c_regalis]

Honestly, I still think the first one is just as wtf. Really. But, yeah. It's... terrible horrible awful kinda interesting, isn't it?

[snoopypez]

well, I didn't actually watch the first one. ;) But that second one, man. That should win awards and be shown every Christmas.

XD

[c_regalis]

Oh. Well, I guess one of them is enough for one... week?

(And yeah, it's a masterpiece. In its own way. Kind of.)

[mickeymvt]

OK, who is advising David Marciano on film roles? Because they need to be fired after seeing that one. *shudder*

[c_regalis]

Huh. Seems like he's not the only one. The guy who made this... movie, also made a film called Solarbabies. With Jami Gertz, Lukas Haas, Peter DeLuise and Adrian Pasdar. Among others. In their defense though, that was 1986.

[nyn17]

o.O Is this for real? Omg, those were the longest less than 10 minutes in my life! How do I make time strech like that while I'm studying?! *lol*
...No, really wtf XD

[c_regalis]

I really don't know. It's a special talent of some kind! But see, you took a ten minute study break and it seems like it was MUCH longer. :D And now go back to your books! Study!

[nyn17]

Hahah, true *l*
I am, I am :P. No time for procrastinating at this point.