Springboard 20: Okay, you're weirding me out.
Ever have a bizarre, unexplainable case/client/situation on the job? Has anything ever just been too weird or uncomfortable for you? Talk about it!
Weird is a rather relative term, ain't it? I've got several differen' and interestin' reactions around here when I said I piloted a forty foot tall robot durin' a war, a perfect normal thin' for me and my people. I also get all kind of adjectives from the "freak" family when they realize the long-to-my-ass-braid belongs to a boy.
Anyway... When it comes to my job, I dunno if I can mention anythin' in fact "strange", but we had our bizarre and funny moments. Besides the usual missions, Preventer's agents get from time to time, bodyguard duty at important political acts/meetings/parties/whatever. Theses acts are usually also attended by a large group of civilians doin' a demonstration.
We always felt bad 'bout confrontin'em; 'cause one, they have the right to protest (and most of the time with a valid reason), and two, the little bastards get more creative everyday to receive the media attention, it's like destroyin' a really good piece of art. On the top of my head, I can recall:
-Really good graffiti on the street and the official buildings. They even made a kinky one once, starred by all the ministers.
-The always there runnin' naked guy. A pity they never choose a cute one for this.
-Somehow they managed to get their hands on -or maybe they made it themselves- a catapult, and threw smelly bombs through the window, directly into the meetin' room.
-They also bribed the zoo keeper and filled a truck with animal's shit. Then they proceed to spread it all over the politician's vehicles.
I still got pictures of the last one. Vice-minister Peacecraft's car never looked as good as that day. Hey, don't look at me like that. She has a pink limo! Isn't that freaky 'nough?