Springboard #5 Job Hazard

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    You know, I am thankful that, for as long as I have been on the force I have never been shot.  I have been hit, stalked, gassed, and more often then not - cut.  I am surprised how many times I have managed to get in the way of some perp's blade.  My mother thought I was going to get shot and killed, my first day out.  Like, I put on my uniform

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I was buried once. Twice actually. The second time there wasn't a coffin's worth of air to worry about. Drugged, stuffed in a coffin, and buried. I'm still a little weirded out when faced with small, dark places.

[detoliviasvu]

Congratulations, you have gone through almost everyone's worst nightmare, being buried alive. I don't blame your phobia, that must have been awful.

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I wouldn't go as far as calling it a phobia..but yeah. I wasn't in there very long. Fifteen Goddamn long minutes tops. I knew they'd find me.

[detoliviasvu]

I don't think I could have done that, I hate to be confined. I would have panicked and that would be the end to that.

[trust_issue]

I had a freakshow the person who did this on the other end of walkie to try and talk into letting me go. I really didn't have time to panic..but to tell you the truth..it was touch and go.

So, you're not one for tight places either?

[detoliviasvu]

He was listening to you panic? Now that's a twisted son of a bitch. I will never understand how panic and desperation turn some people on.

No, don't like them at all, I am not sure why.

[trust_issue]

that was the game...to listen to his victim beg to be let go and record how long it took them to die....down to the second.

Maybe it's just human nature. It's probably why everyone seems to drive a big, gas guzzling car.

[detoliviasvu]

Ugh, psychos, why won't they go away? Ever think of just giving it all up and moving away . . . up on a mountain some where? I am giving it serious considerations.

[trust_issue]

A mountain?! Ah....no. No mountains. Just...no.

How about someplace warm? A beach. Yeah. With, say....six cabana boys to take care of every whim.

[detoliviasvu]

*Laughed* Why no mountains?

Okay, that I can buy, maybe Miami or in the Bahamas. I second the cabana boys, though make them men, topless. Rawr.

[trust_issue]

Topless, smooth six pack chest, and barely legal. The more I think about it, the more I like the way you think, Benson.

Mountains? Two years ago I sabotaged the two most important relationships in my life at the time by sleeping with my best friend while we were stranded during a blizzard in a mountaintop B&B, because I wanted to drive the guy I was seeing away because he told me he loved me. And a year later I survived on a plane crash and was stranded on a snowy mountainside. and NBC canceled my show with cliffhanger. I think have a mountain phobia.

[detoliviasvu]

Hey, despite the fact that I am a sex cop I do have needs. Those needs would be full filled by a hand full of cabana boys, or the New York Yankees, which ever is closest.

Wow, there are only a few environments you can actually be comfortable in huh? No high altitudes and nothing below sea level. Yeah, maybe no mountains, I think we should stick to the beach. What could go wrong? *Cue ominous music.*

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I've bagged and tagged a few bodies washed in ont he tide.

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Well, shit. There goes THAT idea.

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It's Spring. Things'll start washing in anyday now.

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Ah, I knew there was a reason I hated Spring time in New York. *Scowls* I hate floaters.