Springboard: Today is where my book begins.

Mar 28, 2008 23:06

By the book?

Anyone who asks me this question doesn't really know me.

Here's the sticking point: a 'book,' as we call it, or set of guidelines, or whatever you'd like to describe it as, is a static text. Crime and criminal actors are organic events and individuals. You can't operate solely off a static text when the situations it's to be applied to are always different and changing.

I've heard the watercooler talk degrading my abilities and judgment because I would rather use an unconventional method to deal with suspects than shoot them or shove them into a car. I would rather hit them with a stuffed whale. The whale is less violent and more fun. And if it really were an emergency, then I would consider other options, but just because I don't go for the quick and messy solution doesn't make me an idiot.

If using the book means that I have to shoot a suspect who runs away from me, or file my paperwork in a certain order, then I'd much rather light it on fire.

Sorry, Brady. I know you're so disappointed.

muse: chris lipton, entry: springboard

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