Incoherent Ramblings of a Jaded Nintendo Geek

[c_los]

I am ridiculously angry at Nintendo, and I would love to see them fail right about now. For me, the best case scenario would be that they go the way of Sega (reduced to a software developer). But we, as Americans, love a good gimmick - don't we? Consider me fooled for the first and last time. In my opinion, the Wii is Nintendo's worst home console, counting the N64 and excluding the handhelds. If Nintendo continues down this path, I (and many others, I hope) will not buy in. I'm seriously considering finishing up Zack & Wiki and getting rid of it...maybe making a little something off of it.

To 90% of the consumers who shop at Oakwood:

1. Stop being ugly to people.
2. Stop buying Sonic Unleashed.
3. Know the specs of your PC before buying something like Crysis.
4. Be nice to me - I'm nice to you.
5. Stop buying Sonic Unleashed.
6. Stop acting like victims when you very clearly are not.
7. Stop buying Wiis for 25 year-old husbands who like RPGs and action games.
8. Keep track of your children.
9. If you absolutely must buy something developed by Sega, do not buy Sonic Unleashed - buy Valkyria Chronicles. If you do not own a PlayStation 3, do not buy anything developed by Sega in the past six years.

I'm ready to graduate and not ready to graduate at the same time. Monster, here I come!