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UN to form task force to identify threatening asteroids, send them strongly worded letters
Authorities enter foreclosed home to find a man, his mother's skeleton, 26 cats, 3 opossums, and a raccoon. The Aristocrats
A credit union employee is handed coins covered in mysterious white powder. Does he: a) run away screaming; b) calmly back away and call authorities; c) lick the powder off? (it's always c.)
The wreath...The wreath...The wreath is on fire
One armed girl swims circles around competition
2 charged in stabbing of 3. In related news, 6 in hiding over fears that 7 8 9
Riot at Nerf factory: Thank God no one was hurt