You know it's almost/is already exams week when
- Half of your friend's statuses on Facebook are variations of: " Good luck everyone!" or "My brains are leaking out of my ears *trauma face*" or " I can't study anymore, I GIVE UP!" and sometimes "Fuck studying. I'm gonna watch a movie.>:D"
- Everyone starts speaking in complicated sentences.
- Study groups crop up everywhere. You can't go to the toilet without stumbling on at least three
- You see large bodies of students congregating, half of them look like zombies while the other half are high on caffein (or something else)
- Everyone starts asking for extra notes. Even you.
- You go down to get some water at 2 a.m (which is normal for you) and someone else is actually still awake!
- You start blurting out medical terms while eating your instant noodles. or doing anything else for that matter.
- You are perpetually high on caffeine, and so is everybody else.
- You start thinking that Marriage is an option.
- Everywhere you go and everyone you meet will ask you "Have you finished studying *insert subject* ?" and sometimes, don't even wait for your answer before whining, "I haven't touched a damn thing. I am so gonna fail. I DIIIEE!!!!". And you do it too.
Made up but mostly true. Come on. Everybody goes through this.
Myself? I'm gonna go to take a nap first. Having only 3 and a half hours of sleep last night after reading manga and the mechanics of strabismus at regular intervals does not, a happy girl make. Plus two early morning lectures where you alternate straining your ears and flipping through the required reading for the correct title and getting hand cramps from really fast note taking.
Oh, and before I forget, GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!!
no hard feelings, I joke :P