the worst part is having no idea
so according to my birth certificate i turn 18 tomorrow.
yea yea i know, you have to 1: buy porn, 2: buy the lotto, and 3: buy cigarettes. but frankly im sick of kids saying that, its fucking gay, thats not what i've been waiting to do when i turn 18. the only thing i really want to do is marry mr.halback before his fiance does! and now its legal, no more statutory rape.
but seriously, i cant believe i'm going to be 18 already, i dont want to get older, everything so far in my life has been handed to me, i've never had a real job, and theres always someone that does all my shit for me. what i really cant believe is that soon i'll be living alone, in a different state, without my parents or my housekeeper or anyone to baby me, and thats the only thing that excites me about being 18 and an "adult".
i have finally surrounded myself with a great group of kids, although it took a while to weed out those untrustworthy liar ones. so what more could a 18 year old want? oh yea cigarettes, porn and helping florida education by buying the lotto.
yea yea i know, you have to 1: buy porn, 2: buy the lotto, and 3: buy cigarettes. but frankly im sick of kids saying that, its fucking gay, thats not what i've been waiting to do when i turn 18. the only thing i really want to do is marry mr.halback before his fiance does! and now its legal, no more statutory rape.
but seriously, i cant believe i'm going to be 18 already, i dont want to get older, everything so far in my life has been handed to me, i've never had a real job, and theres always someone that does all my shit for me. what i really cant believe is that soon i'll be living alone, in a different state, without my parents or my housekeeper or anyone to baby me, and thats the only thing that excites me about being 18 and an "adult".
i have finally surrounded myself with a great group of kids, although it took a while to weed out those untrustworthy liar ones. so what more could a 18 year old want? oh yea cigarettes, porn and helping florida education by buying the lotto.