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new years eve was awesome. i got so drunk that i had to walk to sanoe's and when i got there i made everyone take their pants off BECAUSE HELLO? i was appalled anyone had any on anyways. fucking amateurs.
the night is a blur but i do remember touching everyone at the party inappropriately at least once. i hope no one was offended and more importantly no one was underage. when michelle came up to me and said we were out of tequila i slapped her across the face the way luke wilson slaps matt walsh in old school, and then i apologized and told her to send a helicopter to tijuana for more. we all laughed and drank a few corona's by way of beer bong instead.
jared promised to make out with me at midnight and i hope he is the person i made out with until 6am, if not i'm sorry to whoever it was. or i guess instead of sorry i should be saying thank you! i like making out and i wish adam brody and his girlfriend would do it with me at the same time (make out) like a triple kiss. god i think i am still drunk.
it shocks and saddens me that not everyone is as in love with ethan hawke as i am. it should be everyone's new years resolution to love him more. i ask him to marry me about every 4th entry and i know one of these days he is going to be intoxicated enough to say yes.
the night is a blur but i do remember touching everyone at the party inappropriately at least once. i hope no one was offended and more importantly no one was underage. when michelle came up to me and said we were out of tequila i slapped her across the face the way luke wilson slaps matt walsh in old school, and then i apologized and told her to send a helicopter to tijuana for more. we all laughed and drank a few corona's by way of beer bong instead.
jared promised to make out with me at midnight and i hope he is the person i made out with until 6am, if not i'm sorry to whoever it was. or i guess instead of sorry i should be saying thank you! i like making out and i wish adam brody and his girlfriend would do it with me at the same time (make out) like a triple kiss. god i think i am still drunk.
it shocks and saddens me that not everyone is as in love with ethan hawke as i am. it should be everyone's new years resolution to love him more. i ask him to marry me about every 4th entry and i know one of these days he is going to be intoxicated enough to say yes.