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well james said i am a once every three weeks kind of girl, so i didn't want to disappoint him. i am excited to be one of sanoe's bridesmaids which means michelle and i are going to have to get together and plan her bachelorette party naked covered in whipped cream. speaking of that who are the other bridesmaids? i hope rob williams is one because he has always looked like a lot of fun.
you know those shirts that people are getting made that say mrs. clooney or mrs. timberlake in that old english font? i want one that says i like to fart or maybe one that says mrs. hawke or mrs. knoxville.
the episode of friends is on where chandler is depressed because his girlfriend cheated on him so he won't get out of his sweatpants or leave the house. hello? why do you have to wait to get dumped to not leave the house and wear sweatpants. some people are just totally un-creative. back to farting, i am going to get tacos and margaritas with christina applegate sometime soon and i am excited. she is the dirtiest girl i know next to michelle rodriguez. also today i saw a bumper sticker that said bring back monica lewinsky which confused me a little.
happy late birthday, ethan hawke, mmmmm. who are you dating right now? would they mind if we made out? if they are hot they can join in. hopefully i will always be your semi-platonic girlfriend on the side.
you know those shirts that people are getting made that say mrs. clooney or mrs. timberlake in that old english font? i want one that says i like to fart or maybe one that says mrs. hawke or mrs. knoxville.
the episode of friends is on where chandler is depressed because his girlfriend cheated on him so he won't get out of his sweatpants or leave the house. hello? why do you have to wait to get dumped to not leave the house and wear sweatpants. some people are just totally un-creative. back to farting, i am going to get tacos and margaritas with christina applegate sometime soon and i am excited. she is the dirtiest girl i know next to michelle rodriguez. also today i saw a bumper sticker that said bring back monica lewinsky which confused me a little.
happy late birthday, ethan hawke, mmmmm. who are you dating right now? would they mind if we made out? if they are hot they can join in. hopefully i will always be your semi-platonic girlfriend on the side.