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THANK GOD justin and i are engaged now, i have something to update about. the real reason we are engaged is because he wants to beat britney down the aisle. they are both such divas. tommorrow i am going to ask her if she can get ordained and marry us in her backyard.
hmm, let's see. besides following justin around everywhere (or does he follow me?), i paint my nails a new color everyday (or does someone paint them for me?), and i've been doing tons of topless surfing with sanoe while michelle watches from the shore with a bottle in her hand and a glaze in her eye. we aren't as close as we were last year at this time, because she has a new group of friends that all do acid. or do i do acid and none of them do? whatever.
pamela anderson was just on howard stern and they gave her a lie detector test and she said that tommy and kid rock's packages were almost equal in size. what a great day for kid rock and for me when i get his number. speaking of large in size jared and i are going to go surfing and kiss on our surfboards (sanoe taught me how <3) so that i can get him on the cover of US weekly.
remember that episode of wildboyz where they were in the cable car and pontius farted and it made stevo throw up? that was hilarious and awesome. it is my new lifes ambition to get someone to throw up simply by the smell of my gas. god i hope everyone stopped reading paragraphs ago and didn't just see that. i too am clueless as to why i am single.
hmm, let's see. besides following justin around everywhere (or does he follow me?), i paint my nails a new color everyday (or does someone paint them for me?), and i've been doing tons of topless surfing with sanoe while michelle watches from the shore with a bottle in her hand and a glaze in her eye. we aren't as close as we were last year at this time, because she has a new group of friends that all do acid. or do i do acid and none of them do? whatever.
pamela anderson was just on howard stern and they gave her a lie detector test and she said that tommy and kid rock's packages were almost equal in size. what a great day for kid rock and for me when i get his number. speaking of large in size jared and i are going to go surfing and kiss on our surfboards (sanoe taught me how <3) so that i can get him on the cover of US weekly.
remember that episode of wildboyz where they were in the cable car and pontius farted and it made stevo throw up? that was hilarious and awesome. it is my new lifes ambition to get someone to throw up simply by the smell of my gas. god i hope everyone stopped reading paragraphs ago and didn't just see that. i too am clueless as to why i am single.