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[c_diaz]

so i've been gone for the past few weeks looking for my goddamn cat. she jumped out of her carrier while we were on our way to the vet in Torrance and I decided I was not coming home until i found her. so i've been camping out in the hood for the past few weeks. i found her hanging out with some strays near an abaonded house right on the outskirts of long beach. i thought my cat knew better than to hang out in long beach, jesus fucking christ. nothing but garbage and fat scottish people.

anyways i renamed her lizzy because she has clearly lost her mind. she never really had a name before, so i think she likes it and there is less tension between us now.

anyways, i'm trying to trick nick into marrying me. i've given up on trying to trick michelle into marrying me, damn puerto ricans are smart. it would be so beautiful. we'd get married at the top of the palms in vegas and we'd take each other's names:
Cameron Diaz-Valensi
&
Nick Valensi-Diaz

I think it's totally beautiful and with the proper amount of alcohol this will happen someday.

my lady's movie S.W.A.T comes out really soon. i'm really excited to see her hott ass on the big screen again. it's been too long.

anyways i have nothing else to report besides i think i'm pregnant. bye!

kidding! bye again.