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dear hottness,
happy birthday. i got you a special pair of birthday booty shorts that i will be removing with my teeth later on today after the appropriate amount of alcohol has been consumed.
for christs sake, what can i say? for the past year we've been inseperable and i can't even remember what my life was like before michelle playa what rodriguez. but then again, why would i want to? those days were filled with pants wearing and sobriety and who wants that really?
there are 2.897 million things i could say, like how you are seriously the most down person i know, how i know you're the one person who would drop everything for me, or your mad puerto rican flava, but i'll save that for the special hallmark card i picked out, it has a picture of a teddy bear on a bed and we'll both cry when you read it. god i am drunk already. anyways i love you, report to my bed for your presents.
love,
wifey
happy birthday. i got you a special pair of birthday booty shorts that i will be removing with my teeth later on today after the appropriate amount of alcohol has been consumed.
for christs sake, what can i say? for the past year we've been inseperable and i can't even remember what my life was like before michelle playa what rodriguez. but then again, why would i want to? those days were filled with pants wearing and sobriety and who wants that really?
there are 2.897 million things i could say, like how you are seriously the most down person i know, how i know you're the one person who would drop everything for me, or your mad puerto rican flava, but i'll save that for the special hallmark card i picked out, it has a picture of a teddy bear on a bed and we'll both cry when you read it. god i am drunk already. anyways i love you, report to my bed for your presents.
love,
wifey