Jun 08, 2004 04:53
i was riding the bus and this pig thing with a sharp snout was chasing after me and it was all like, where do i go about enrolling my son in classes and i was all like, jesus how the hell should i know but i was trying to be polite about it and i told it about how the whole region we were in had been fucked up when it was bought by a blood company or something and it asked if it could partake while in the neighborhood and i was like yeah knock yourself out and it stuck its snout in the ground and started sucking blood out of the ground the end