Meme response, round 2
I haven't forgotten the 15-character meme! This round's going to be just straight-up answers, because...I really need to work on 30 Pieces :-P
dandywonderous prompted...
So Iceberg (8), Benn Beckman (10) and Crocodile (13) walk into a bar...
...and form an unholy alliance to recreate the lost weapon Poseidon and destroy the world! Bwahaha! Only the barkeep Blueno accidentally-on-purpose clears away the napkins describing their plot, and they're all kidnapped by a newly-reformed CP9. Iceberg and Benn are brainwashed and made to put their considerable talents to use on behalf of the WG, while Crocodile is thrown back into Impel Down in the new Level 7 for previous escapees. Poseidon is completed, and Franky is forced to build Pluton from memory to counter his own friend's dastardly creation and they have the ultimate showdown. While the Marines are distracted, the Red-Haired Pirates retrieve Iceberg and Benn, while the Strawhats break into Impel Down again to rescue Crocodile. Everyone converges on the battlescene just in time for Crocodile to turn the sea into sand (somehow), rendering the two weapons useless but causing a full-fledged environmental catastrophe. Fortunately, it turns out Dragon is in the area and is the bearer of the Water Logia Devil's Fruit. The Revolutionaries defeat the stranded Marines and topple the WG, Dragon creates rain to wash away the sand, and everyone lives happily ever after, but only because I'm a sucker for happy endings.
Yeah. That would've been hard to drabble.
Next up! zelda_addict asked:
Buggy (15) is sick or injured and confined to bed for a while. How would Shanks (6) try to cheer them up?
Well, duh! There's a million and one things Shanks would do. For one thing, he could bust out the red noses again, bury them in a treasure chest and draw him a map. Buggy doesn't need to know it's a fake treasure until after he recovers...
slowsunrise asked:
Luffy (1) is chased by the police, but would Gonbe (9) help him/her? And if yes, how?
Of course Gonbe would! He went all the way to Enies Lobby, after all! All he would have to do is bounce across the road and distract the police with his cuteness while Luffy makes a quick getaway. Of course, Luffy might get tired after a while from all the running and need sustenance. What better source of meat than Gonbe? Just watch out for Law's wrath afterwards, Luffy!
Smoker (3) is in desperate need of help and needs it from Crocodile (13). What would happen?
Crocodile would say no. Then Smoker would go to Zoro (I have a thing about Smoker/Zoro), who would turn it over to Luffy, who would bat his eyes at Crocodile and coerce him to help Smokey. Smoker comes over to Luffy's side as a result, but Zoro refuses to let him join the crew because Tashigi would too. Tashigi goes into a huff and challenges Zoro to another duel, during which she proves that a woman can be the world's greatest swordsman. It's Zoro's turn to go into a huff and he thinks the crew's holding him back from reaching his full potential, so he leaves the crew (totally stole this idea from dandy), and then Luffy's heartbroken, and Crocodile wishes he'd just said yes to Smoker from the very beginning...
quarantineabra asked...
Zoro (5) believes Buggy (15) might be stepping out on Iceberg (8). What does Zoro do about it and why?
Seriously? Zoro won't give a damn. If he does, he'll think Iceberg is better off without him, since Zoro loathes Buggy. Of course, he might react differently after he finds out Buggy's been "helping" Luffy. But he still won't get involved.
mishagirl asked...
Smoker (3) and Buggy (15) have a secret passion that they get together and obsess over. What is it?
Erm...to be honest, I've got nothing. Karaoke?
Iceberg (8) and Lucci (2) switch bodies and decide not to tell anyone for a while for some fun. Does anyone notice? What trouble do they get into?
I'm really glad misha was the only person who picked 2 (unpopular number, it seems) because Lucci is sooo hard to write. And...yeah. Iceburg and Lucci switching bodies and not telling anyone for FUN? Weird, but okay, let's assume this is pre-Enies Lobby and Iceburg and Lucci are still shipbuilding buddies. People would instantly notice because suddenly Lucci's the one carrying around Tyrannosaurus, while Iceburg doesn't say anything and lets the pigeon do all the talking for him. I don't see them getting away with this for very long...
Luffy (1) and Nami (7) both love Trafalgar Law (11) and fight over them.
Oh, Luffy, Nami! Okay, so Law is really a pretty sweet and good-looking guy, but you're NAKAMA dammit! Don't fight! And Luffy, you have Chopper to go back to! Don't make him feel that he's a second-rate doctor! As for Nami...think about all the cool males on your own crew who don't have creepy Devil's Fruit abilities. Sanji. Zoro. Or both! Wait, I forgot Usopp. Him too!
Righto, that's it for the 2nd round. 3rd round of drabbles coming up...in a very long while :-P
dandywonderous prompted...
So Iceberg (8), Benn Beckman (10) and Crocodile (13) walk into a bar...
...and form an unholy alliance to recreate the lost weapon Poseidon and destroy the world! Bwahaha! Only the barkeep Blueno accidentally-on-purpose clears away the napkins describing their plot, and they're all kidnapped by a newly-reformed CP9. Iceberg and Benn are brainwashed and made to put their considerable talents to use on behalf of the WG, while Crocodile is thrown back into Impel Down in the new Level 7 for previous escapees. Poseidon is completed, and Franky is forced to build Pluton from memory to counter his own friend's dastardly creation and they have the ultimate showdown. While the Marines are distracted, the Red-Haired Pirates retrieve Iceberg and Benn, while the Strawhats break into Impel Down again to rescue Crocodile. Everyone converges on the battlescene just in time for Crocodile to turn the sea into sand (somehow), rendering the two weapons useless but causing a full-fledged environmental catastrophe. Fortunately, it turns out Dragon is in the area and is the bearer of the Water Logia Devil's Fruit. The Revolutionaries defeat the stranded Marines and topple the WG, Dragon creates rain to wash away the sand, and everyone lives happily ever after, but only because I'm a sucker for happy endings.
Yeah. That would've been hard to drabble.
Next up! zelda_addict asked:
Buggy (15) is sick or injured and confined to bed for a while. How would Shanks (6) try to cheer them up?
Well, duh! There's a million and one things Shanks would do. For one thing, he could bust out the red noses again, bury them in a treasure chest and draw him a map. Buggy doesn't need to know it's a fake treasure until after he recovers...
slowsunrise asked:
Luffy (1) is chased by the police, but would Gonbe (9) help him/her? And if yes, how?
Of course Gonbe would! He went all the way to Enies Lobby, after all! All he would have to do is bounce across the road and distract the police with his cuteness while Luffy makes a quick getaway. Of course, Luffy might get tired after a while from all the running and need sustenance. What better source of meat than Gonbe? Just watch out for Law's wrath afterwards, Luffy!
Smoker (3) is in desperate need of help and needs it from Crocodile (13). What would happen?
Crocodile would say no. Then Smoker would go to Zoro (I have a thing about Smoker/Zoro), who would turn it over to Luffy, who would bat his eyes at Crocodile and coerce him to help Smokey. Smoker comes over to Luffy's side as a result, but Zoro refuses to let him join the crew because Tashigi would too. Tashigi goes into a huff and challenges Zoro to another duel, during which she proves that a woman can be the world's greatest swordsman. It's Zoro's turn to go into a huff and he thinks the crew's holding him back from reaching his full potential, so he leaves the crew (totally stole this idea from dandy), and then Luffy's heartbroken, and Crocodile wishes he'd just said yes to Smoker from the very beginning...
quarantineabra asked...
Zoro (5) believes Buggy (15) might be stepping out on Iceberg (8). What does Zoro do about it and why?
Seriously? Zoro won't give a damn. If he does, he'll think Iceberg is better off without him, since Zoro loathes Buggy. Of course, he might react differently after he finds out Buggy's been "helping" Luffy. But he still won't get involved.
mishagirl asked...
Smoker (3) and Buggy (15) have a secret passion that they get together and obsess over. What is it?
Erm...to be honest, I've got nothing. Karaoke?
Iceberg (8) and Lucci (2) switch bodies and decide not to tell anyone for a while for some fun. Does anyone notice? What trouble do they get into?
I'm really glad misha was the only person who picked 2 (unpopular number, it seems) because Lucci is sooo hard to write. And...yeah. Iceburg and Lucci switching bodies and not telling anyone for FUN? Weird, but okay, let's assume this is pre-Enies Lobby and Iceburg and Lucci are still shipbuilding buddies. People would instantly notice because suddenly Lucci's the one carrying around Tyrannosaurus, while Iceburg doesn't say anything and lets the pigeon do all the talking for him. I don't see them getting away with this for very long...
Luffy (1) and Nami (7) both love Trafalgar Law (11) and fight over them.
Oh, Luffy, Nami! Okay, so Law is really a pretty sweet and good-looking guy, but you're NAKAMA dammit! Don't fight! And Luffy, you have Chopper to go back to! Don't make him feel that he's a second-rate doctor! As for Nami...think about all the cool males on your own crew who don't have creepy Devil's Fruit abilities. Sanji. Zoro. Or both! Wait, I forgot Usopp. Him too!
Righto, that's it for the 2nd round. 3rd round of drabbles coming up...in a very long while :-P