My Domineering Thyroid and My Tired Heart
I may have found my Inner Dominatrix. And it's called the Thyroid Gland.
It's super bossy and it's been telling all my other organs to work hard. Harder than what they're used to. To toxic levels. My thyroid gland is so domineering, the Pituitary Gland, which is supposed to be the Thyroid Gland's supervisor, has taken a temporary leave of absence because the Thyroid Gland has been bullying it with toxic hormones.
And my poor Heart. The Thyroid Gland has been overworking everything inside so much that my heart has been working over time to get everything done. It needs to slow done. It's tired (slapandpop says that's true literally and figuratively).
Now I'm putting a stop to the Reign of the Thyroid Gland. I'm making it behave to give my body a break. I have to show this domineering busybody that it is not the boss of me. I will drug it to submission. Hopefully, my efforts (and the doc's prescription) work.
It's super bossy and it's been telling all my other organs to work hard. Harder than what they're used to. To toxic levels. My thyroid gland is so domineering, the Pituitary Gland, which is supposed to be the Thyroid Gland's supervisor, has taken a temporary leave of absence because the Thyroid Gland has been bullying it with toxic hormones.
And my poor Heart. The Thyroid Gland has been overworking everything inside so much that my heart has been working over time to get everything done. It needs to slow done. It's tired (slapandpop says that's true literally and figuratively).
Now I'm putting a stop to the Reign of the Thyroid Gland. I'm making it behave to give my body a break. I have to show this domineering busybody that it is not the boss of me. I will drug it to submission. Hopefully, my efforts (and the doc's prescription) work.