http://www.goldstandardlabs.com/marsvolta/DeLoused_storybook.pdf The Mars Volta and Gold Standard Labs (TMV's independent label) finally released online the story book for DeLoused In The Comatorium.
"De-Loused in the Comatorium" story book FAQ
1. Why are we making the book free to download?
Because we want it to be available as much as you do, and the
likelihood of more books being printed and delivered to us is getting slimmer and
slimmer.
2. Why didn't we offer it for free before now?
Because the band had really hoped to see the book made available again
and it was their desired medium for the story, so we waited. Up until now GSL
has been reassured that more books were in production, or would be soon -
needless to say, after a year it really does not seem likely and neither GSL nor
THE MARS VOLTA want to delay the book's availability anymore.
3. Will more books be printed?
We can't say for sure, but it seems unlikely. If they do, we will offer
them on this site.
4. If I paid for a book and never received it, can I get a refund?
Yes. GSL will be issuing PayPal refunds for paid books that were not
sent. If you are due a refund and have not received it, please send an email
with your name, Paypal email address, and shipping address, with the title "Book
Refund" in the subject line to: info@goldstandardlabs.com
5. Are all the "typos" and mis-spellings intentional?
Yes. The book is exactly how the band intended it.
Now, read it.