May 03, 2005 17:24
Title: Flip Rustle Pounce
Author: C4PyroGirl
Warnings: Kougaiji-abuse ^^v, TWT.
After the defeat of Gyu-ma-oh, and the revival of Kougaiji’s mother, everyone had settled down.
That was after Kougaiji’s mother had commented that Sanzo and Kougaiji would make such a cute couple, and the preceded to drag the blonde around the castle much to everyone’s amusement.
Soon, the Sanzo-ikkou had settled down in a nice town, even the Kougaiji-tachi moved there. In fact they lived right down the street.
Opening the door to their shared house. Gojyo flopped down onto the couch.
“Well, the journey’s finally over.”
Flip.
Rustle.
“Not likely.”
Flip.
Rustle.
“Whaddya ya mean by that, bouzo?”
Sanzo adjusted his glasses before looking over the top of the newspaper at Gojyo.
“Che, some of the youkai are still affected by the minus wave.”
Groan.
“Damn, aren’t we ever going to get a break?”
Flip.
Rustle.
“No.”
Flip.
Rustle.
Pounce.
“Oi, what do you think you’re - ”
“Doing, Sanzo-sama?”
“Gojyo, shut up and kiss me.”
“Of course.”
Knock.
Knock.
KNOCK.
“Who is it?”
“It’s Kougaiji.”
“What the hell do you want?”
Gojyo got up, and offered a hand to Sanzo, as he glared at the door, it wasn’t that he hated the guy, it was just the fact that he showed up at the most inopportune times, like when Sanzo was injured, or very close to getting the blonde into bed, or was it the fact that he flirted with Sanzo on an almost daily basis? Either way, he had an extreme dislike for the youkai prince.
Creaaaaaakkkkkkk.
SLAM.
“What do you want, Kougaiji?”
Glomp.
“Get the fuck off of me, bakayarou!”
Twitch.
Twitch.
“Get. Off.”
THWACK.
“How about a kiss then, huh?”
THWACK
“Itte.”
THWACK
Though it was nice to see the infamous paper fan wailed over Kougaiji’s head.
Gojyo smirked watching as Kougaiji walked away with his tail between his legs.
Flip.
Rustle.
Pounce.
Grope.
Moan.
Repeat.
gojyosanzo