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Do you know anything about college football?
No.
No, you do not.
The football god of mischief has entered into her era of power, and we are all but brittle driftwood in her tidal wave of misery, ecstacy and furious head scratching.
Southern Cal is number one!
- NO! All must slowly descend to mediocrity!
LSU is number one!
- NO! What is this defense you speak of?
Cal! Cal! They're going to be number one!
- Beavers > Bears?
The Big East is on the rise! West Virginia! Louisville! RUTGERS!
- I give to you: South Florida! Ready the horns!
Florida won the national championship! Georgia's full of young talent! Tennessee is on the rebound!
- Welcome your new Gamecock overlords. Gaze longingly as Spurrier reclaims the top of the East and The Orgeron makes every team sweat.
But... one thing does remain.
THE Ohio State Buckeyes. They are number one. Again.
Goddammit.
No.
No, you do not.
The football god of mischief has entered into her era of power, and we are all but brittle driftwood in her tidal wave of misery, ecstacy and furious head scratching.
Southern Cal is number one!
- NO! All must slowly descend to mediocrity!
LSU is number one!
- NO! What is this defense you speak of?
Cal! Cal! They're going to be number one!
- Beavers > Bears?
The Big East is on the rise! West Virginia! Louisville! RUTGERS!
- I give to you: South Florida! Ready the horns!
Florida won the national championship! Georgia's full of young talent! Tennessee is on the rebound!
- Welcome your new Gamecock overlords. Gaze longingly as Spurrier reclaims the top of the East and The Orgeron makes every team sweat.
But... one thing does remain.
THE Ohio State Buckeyes. They are number one. Again.
Goddammit.