It's like this thing I used to do, where my best friend and I would write letters to each other, but

May 07, 2009 13:00

The gorram subject field isn't big enough so I have to keep telling the story here...we'd prepare a letter with blanks left open so that the other guy could fill in all the juicy bits. I still have some of those letters. They were fun ( Read more... )

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brielle128 May 7 2009, 21:26:37 UTC
I want to introduce my new best friend Calvin, a NOT imaginary donkey to c3n0byte.
c3n0byte is going to fall in love with Calvin and then he'll be torn.
If I were alone in a room with c3n0byte, I would not reveal the secret to Calvin's love of carrots. D'OH!
I think c3n0byte should not read the previous blank filleringthingy.
c3n0byte needs to show me how to make ringlettes with rags.
I want to someday hug c3n0byte minus the barf breath and stoned look. Me not her.
Someday, c3n0byte will come and get a tattoo from me that does NOT say, "I Love Calvin".
c3n0byte reminds me of this little girl I used to know a long time ago who invited me to jump off the edge of the diving tank and she showed me how to be brave. She had ringlettes too.

p.s. Did everyone here know that c3n0byte used to look exactly like Marilyn Monro as a pin up girl? Yeah. Cuz she does. I can prove it. Well except nowshe is what Monro would look like with kids and a hubby and a HUGELY happy aura. And I would have to stop saying c3n0byte looks like Marilyn and have to say that Marilyn looks like c3n0byte and then Marilyn would have to go around filling out these line fillythingies and she'd have to brag how she looks like c3nobyte. Word.

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c3n0byte May 7 2009, 21:30:09 UTC
Okay, dude?
Dude?

It sounds like you've totally read "Come, Thou Tortoise". Or, you know, The Bloggess (similar styles, but the Bloggess has a bit of a different edge to her.

Also? If Calvin has red hair and has traveled to other planets via tessering, I've already met him.

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brielle128 May 7 2009, 23:59:57 UTC
nope...not come tho..um turtle? saying tortoise makes me tongue feel funny.

but but..i've written like this all the time. i think..or maybt it was just me thinking like this all the time and not really saying it but when writing it, it comes out all, jumbledup.
no wait. thats not true..because when i get in moodes like this, (YOu said to use animal bits..i tried. Calvin's are the ony one..overshare. nm) my friends all laugh and theyn know how ADD I am so they are used to it.
Yeah...I say 'all' my friends when in reality I only hope to have an 'all' in front of the friends word.

where was i?

oh right. CALVIN DOES HAVE RED HAIR!!!!!!!!
omg i my heart is pounding.

ok now i want to read come here turtle. Did Seusse do that? Is it copywritten?

I want to be a writer one day but Calvin isn't allowed in McNalley And Robinson anymore. Some silly bylaw about wood floors and carrot farts. And there is NO way I am going to be a writer without Calvin.

heh.

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c3n0byte May 10 2009, 21:45:40 UTC
"Come, Thou Tortoise" is a novel by Jessica Grant. You really need to read it.

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