I have received in the post an ExMass card from
kevloid2008b . It makes me happy, and reminds me of the days when I used to go caroling with a horde of nervous teenagers. I, also, was a nervous teenager.
One kid opened the door, took a look at us singing, and left to play nintendo. His cat, the largest, skankiest, most annoyed-looking animal I've ever seen, stared dolefully at us through the screen door. Then, around the time we got to the chorus of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing", the cat took off, too.