Congrats to Asja and C2 on their marriage...ROFLMAO
Well yesterday started out with DRAMA trying to kill my son TOMO!
I went to bed at around 0020 with him sleeping next to me in the bed and everything was fine. 0600 I wake up to fine him under the bed, yowling and unable to walk or see me. I pull him out from under the bed and set him down on the comforter to try and figure out what is wrong. He then starts gasping for air. I FREAK. Usually I'm very calm in stressful situations but this is my boy! This is not the morning for DRAMA to test me since I have to be at the base at 0715 to test for E6 and my cat is trying to die on me. What the hell over!!!?!?!?! I call the boss who informs me that a dieing pet will not excuse me from the test. Now Im really pinging, and losing it emotionally because Tomo is getting worse. So I pick up the phone and call asjachyld. My first words were "Tomo is dieing". She freaks and advises she will be enroute, ETA 10 mike. I start holding Tomo who's condition is deteriorating fast. Im thinking to myself "my cat is going to die right here in my arms and I can do nothing about it". Enter asjachyld through the front door of the crib with wet hair. She see's a grown man crying his eyes out and says "where is he?". She enters the bedroom, does a quick once over of Tomo and says "let get him outta here". So I grab the cat cage thingy and open the door. Anyone who has dealt with Tomo knows that he hates the cat box and will fight for all he's worth to stay out of it. HE DOESNT FIGHT. Now Im really freaking out and so is asja. On the way to her car Tomo loses control of his body and urinates all over himself. NOT GOOD. Anyway she leaves for the vet and I head to the base trying to get myself together to take this test for the next 6 hours and not worry a my cat. I get to the base to discover that I have been scheduled to take the test on the 9th. I jump back in the truck and head for the vet. Here's where things get funny. Sometime in the past 12 hours myself and asjachyld eloped and got married. She is now listed at the vet as Mrs Jones which has me rolling. Now keep in mind this is the same vet she and torquefactor use for their dog on a regular basis. I'm sure she is getting strange looks while she is filling out the paperwork...lol. Apparently on the way to the vet Tomo lost control of his bowels and had a very unpleasant attachment to his fur. Vet tries to wash off to no avail and has to resort to shaving his butt. He is still pissed about that one. They hold Tomo and we both leave still laughing about the situation. During the day the vet calls Mrs Jones to update her on Tomo's condition. This still has me rolling. 1630 we brave Montgomery traffic to go pick up my cat who they still have no idea what happened to him. While in the waiting room we have a blast playing up the whole married thing to the point of her making smart ass comments about "when we get home" in front of the vet..lol.
All in all the day ended well. Tomo is doing fine but I didnt sleep much because I kept waking up to check on him. He finally left the bedroom to hide under the futon so I wouldnt wake him up anymore.
So everyone be sure to stop by and congratulate
asjachyld. We are still waiting to set the date for the shower so we can get some loot for both our apartments..lol
LATER!!
PS I have a hardcopy of the paperwork I intend to post on here later..lol
I went to bed at around 0020 with him sleeping next to me in the bed and everything was fine. 0600 I wake up to fine him under the bed, yowling and unable to walk or see me. I pull him out from under the bed and set him down on the comforter to try and figure out what is wrong. He then starts gasping for air. I FREAK. Usually I'm very calm in stressful situations but this is my boy! This is not the morning for DRAMA to test me since I have to be at the base at 0715 to test for E6 and my cat is trying to die on me. What the hell over!!!?!?!?! I call the boss who informs me that a dieing pet will not excuse me from the test. Now Im really pinging, and losing it emotionally because Tomo is getting worse. So I pick up the phone and call asjachyld. My first words were "Tomo is dieing". She freaks and advises she will be enroute, ETA 10 mike. I start holding Tomo who's condition is deteriorating fast. Im thinking to myself "my cat is going to die right here in my arms and I can do nothing about it". Enter asjachyld through the front door of the crib with wet hair. She see's a grown man crying his eyes out and says "where is he?". She enters the bedroom, does a quick once over of Tomo and says "let get him outta here". So I grab the cat cage thingy and open the door. Anyone who has dealt with Tomo knows that he hates the cat box and will fight for all he's worth to stay out of it. HE DOESNT FIGHT. Now Im really freaking out and so is asja. On the way to her car Tomo loses control of his body and urinates all over himself. NOT GOOD. Anyway she leaves for the vet and I head to the base trying to get myself together to take this test for the next 6 hours and not worry a my cat. I get to the base to discover that I have been scheduled to take the test on the 9th. I jump back in the truck and head for the vet. Here's where things get funny. Sometime in the past 12 hours myself and asjachyld eloped and got married. She is now listed at the vet as Mrs Jones which has me rolling. Now keep in mind this is the same vet she and torquefactor use for their dog on a regular basis. I'm sure she is getting strange looks while she is filling out the paperwork...lol. Apparently on the way to the vet Tomo lost control of his bowels and had a very unpleasant attachment to his fur. Vet tries to wash off to no avail and has to resort to shaving his butt. He is still pissed about that one. They hold Tomo and we both leave still laughing about the situation. During the day the vet calls Mrs Jones to update her on Tomo's condition. This still has me rolling. 1630 we brave Montgomery traffic to go pick up my cat who they still have no idea what happened to him. While in the waiting room we have a blast playing up the whole married thing to the point of her making smart ass comments about "when we get home" in front of the vet..lol.
All in all the day ended well. Tomo is doing fine but I didnt sleep much because I kept waking up to check on him. He finally left the bedroom to hide under the futon so I wouldnt wake him up anymore.
So everyone be sure to stop by and congratulate
asjachyld. We are still waiting to set the date for the shower so we can get some loot for both our apartments..lol
LATER!!
PS I have a hardcopy of the paperwork I intend to post on here later..lol