Interesting analogies
You have as many choices in women as you do in drinks. There are the flashy, glitzed-out women: big hair, more makeup than Gene Simmons. These ladies are the shots- fun for a second or two, but the consequences are dangerous. And there are the bottles of wine. They look nice and smell good, but they're a little hard to judge by the labels alone. Then there are the beers: the classic T-shirt- and- jeans girls, nothing too fancy, but they'll definitly get you buzzed. They don't need to scream for your attention. I go with beer, classic and smooth.