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Mr Ismail put MEANINGS to Don't Believe The Truth.
Where is my HEAD at?
Like every writer out there, my ultimate goal is to win a PULITZER. Of course as of now, it is slim to none.
FASHION FAUX PAS:
1 - Cellphones or Pen drives hanging from the neck. It is like a droopy third boob.
2 - Coloured elastic wristbands worn not for the sake of supporting a good cause.
3 - The next generation of Chuck Taylors.
Because
Ames requested.
Ames: my shift key is gay
Me: how u found out?
Me: he came out?
Me: or he seems to b mingling with the masculine keys more and ignoring the feminine ones
Ames: I overheard him complimenting the enter key
Me: LOL
Me: OH, the right shift key
Ames: yeah
Me: then is the left one gay too?
Ames: the left one was already gay from the start
Me: he seems to b poking his stuff up caps' ass
Me: *pokepokepoke*
Ames: hahaha
Ames: what happens on the keyboard...
Me: stays on the keyboard
Me: the numbers on the right r having an orgy
Me: the F# keys r having lined-up anal sex
Me: in groups of three
Ames: groups of three?
Ames: dude, how stoned are you?
Ames: its a foursome for sho
Me: ya i know its a foursome
Me: but they r in three groups
Me: eh...
Ames: hehe
Me: the esc button is masturbating
Ames: LMAO!!
Me: the arrow buttons r butt sexing
Me: wonder how they do it
Ames: oh yeah
Ames: haha
Me: OR they r just shy and have jerks with their backs against once another
Ames: hehe
Ames: oh they're female
Me: the enter key likes it big
Me: the spacebar OWNS it baby!
Me: LOL
Ames: LMAO
Me: what abt the keys on the mainboard
Ames: the abcs?
Ames: hell, its one big swingathon
Me: LOL
Me: which is male and femlae
Me: we will never know
Me: they r everything
Me: straight, crooked, narrow, wide, gay, not gay....
Ames: yeah
Ames: everybody is having sex with each other
Ames: actually, I think most of them are gay
Ames: but and about 45% are straight
Ames: but they don't care anyways,
Ames: they're caught up in the moment
Me: yea
Me: sex is for everybody
Me: its the universal language!
Me: i mean, what better way to satisfy each other than grabbing crotches and tits
Me: LOL
Ames: yeah..
Ames: lucky bitches
Me: and bastards
Ames: nah
Ames: they're ALL bitches
Me: MEOW!
Me: fuck, the slash [button] just made some keys gay
Me: again
Me: grr
Me: hahahahha
Ames: eh?
Ames: which?
Me: slash slash slash
Me: oh....
Me: its.... d.o.m. and l.i.j.
Me: wee
Ames: heh
I am looking forward to the WEEKEND. I need to unwind before I succumb to the INSANITY.
I slept in my panties last night and it was fun.
I miss writing DOMLIJAH.
13 days to go.
Where is my HEAD at?
Like every writer out there, my ultimate goal is to win a PULITZER. Of course as of now, it is slim to none.
FASHION FAUX PAS:
1 - Cellphones or Pen drives hanging from the neck. It is like a droopy third boob.
2 - Coloured elastic wristbands worn not for the sake of supporting a good cause.
3 - The next generation of Chuck Taylors.
Because
Ames requested.
Ames: my shift key is gay
Me: how u found out?
Me: he came out?
Me: or he seems to b mingling with the masculine keys more and ignoring the feminine ones
Ames: I overheard him complimenting the enter key
Me: LOL
Me: OH, the right shift key
Ames: yeah
Me: then is the left one gay too?
Ames: the left one was already gay from the start
Me: he seems to b poking his stuff up caps' ass
Me: *pokepokepoke*
Ames: hahaha
Ames: what happens on the keyboard...
Me: stays on the keyboard
Me: the numbers on the right r having an orgy
Me: the F# keys r having lined-up anal sex
Me: in groups of three
Ames: groups of three?
Ames: dude, how stoned are you?
Ames: its a foursome for sho
Me: ya i know its a foursome
Me: but they r in three groups
Me: eh...
Ames: hehe
Me: the esc button is masturbating
Ames: LMAO!!
Me: the arrow buttons r butt sexing
Me: wonder how they do it
Ames: oh yeah
Ames: haha
Me: OR they r just shy and have jerks with their backs against once another
Ames: hehe
Ames: oh they're female
Me: the enter key likes it big
Me: the spacebar OWNS it baby!
Me: LOL
Ames: LMAO
Me: what abt the keys on the mainboard
Ames: the abcs?
Ames: hell, its one big swingathon
Me: LOL
Me: which is male and femlae
Me: we will never know
Me: they r everything
Me: straight, crooked, narrow, wide, gay, not gay....
Ames: yeah
Ames: everybody is having sex with each other
Ames: actually, I think most of them are gay
Ames: but and about 45% are straight
Ames: but they don't care anyways,
Ames: they're caught up in the moment
Me: yea
Me: sex is for everybody
Me: its the universal language!
Me: i mean, what better way to satisfy each other than grabbing crotches and tits
Me: LOL
Ames: yeah..
Ames: lucky bitches
Me: and bastards
Ames: nah
Ames: they're ALL bitches
Me: MEOW!
Me: fuck, the slash [button] just made some keys gay
Me: again
Me: grr
Me: hahahahha
Ames: eh?
Ames: which?
Me: slash slash slash
Me: oh....
Me: its.... d.o.m. and l.i.j.
Me: wee
Ames: heh
I am looking forward to the WEEKEND. I need to unwind before I succumb to the INSANITY.
I slept in my panties last night and it was fun.
I miss writing DOMLIJAH.
13 days to go.