My life in summary
*coughs* So i'm a little anti-social.
Just so everyone knows, I gave up on coherency a long time ago.
So this is what's been happening lately:
Workmates: Corrrreeeeen! We food poisoned ourselves with rotten spaghetti!!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Workmates: You're a bad person.
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Boss: DOUBLE SHIFT! NOW!
Me:
Sorry.
NEWS: CORRRRREEEEEEN!!! Come back! Our band orgy has resumed, only this time were pretending to sing about some random girl instead of Yamapi's moobs.
V6: Corrrrreeeen! We're breaking up! Innochi wants to be a dad and everyone's already seen Okada naked, the novelty's gone.
KATTUN: We've released new single and you still haven't seen our video!? What kind of anti-fan are you?! KOKI was GANGSTA!
Job: Flower basket order!
Kame: *licks his lips* Corrrrrrreeeeeen, i'm slutting around, sexing Uchi and cutting my hair and rolling my hips and all you care about is your part time job that doesn't even pay well?!!
Me: I'm sorry Kame-chan! I do love you! I swear!
Kame: You had better be reading porny fics of me and my sudden heterosexuality!
Jin: *smirks* Like she'd ever find any fic of you which doesn't feature my fluffy hair and supreme intelligence.
Me: I resent that! KoKame exists! I've read 3!
Job: DO YOUR JOB! TAKE DOWN ORDERS!
Jin: I'm so fucked up turn the party up, till we all puke up we change that up..
Ryo: I HAD NO PARTICIPATION IN THE WRITING OF THOSE LYRICS, JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW, kthnxbye.
Me: My sexy littile orphan!*hugs*
Ryo: I'm not an orphan damnit! I'm about to play a samurai in the big screen!! I'm awesome!
Me: My sexy little pudding baker! *hugs*
Ryo: I'M NOT LITTLE! AND I'M A SAMURAI FIRST BEFORE A BAKER! A SAMURAI!
Me: *hugs* I feel you.
Ryo: SHUT UP! FORGET IT! STICK WITH YAMAPI! I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!
Job: WHY ARE YOU LATE FOR YOUR SECOND DUTY!!?
Me: I'M SORRRRRY! I'm tired and underfed and barely sleep 4 hours a day!!
Yamapi: Coreeeeeeen!!!! Toma's telling the world that I wanted him in every concert. He's making me look like a girl again!!
Toma: But I made up for it already! I said you'd carry my body to Dr. Heli and save me didn't I?!
Yamapi: You just want helicopter sex.
Toma: That too.
V6: Oops, turns out, we're not breaking up, we're doing a tour this year!
Job: YOU'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE AGAIN!!
Bed: Coreeeeeeeen, you haven't been with me for the past 8 nights, are you cheating one me with another bed? Is he better than I am?! Wider? Hotter? More comfortable?! I can make all your dreams come true! What can he do for you?!
[voice message] Mother: Corina, would it kill you to call once in a while to at least let us know that you are still alive?
[voice message] BFF: THE FUCK?! THIS IS MY 3rd message already! FUCKING REPLY to my voicemails! Am I reserving you ticket for Super Junior?!
[voice message] BFF: I've already reserved you, you can't back out now, I took the VIP, I know it's expensive but we have the best view or their crotch, frankly, that's all that matters. Buy plane ticket now. Will reserve a place to stay for you.
[reply] Me: DUDE, WTF?! Are you retarded?! CROTCH view?! WHAT?! You plan on updating your FB with pictures of Siwon's bulge or something?! I'm paying almost 200 dollars so I can be in eye level with their dicks!????!!!! Yeah, okay. When is it?
[reply] BFF: I knew you'd see reason. Will inform when I get the tickets.
Shige: I can act now, I have new drama.
FANDOM:,,,,,,,
Tegoshi: Shige is great, ne?
Sho: *pouts* You didn't even save a picture of my butt.
Me: I DON"T HAVE LAPTOP! Now, i just can't find it!
High school classmate: SHIT! Did you know?! Bob got married during the Chinese New Year! Shit, what is the world coming to?! Why are we never informed of these things?!
Me: I don't really even wanna know anymore.
YamaNade Drama cast: We think it's kind of sad that you watch via phone youtube. Do you even understand anything?
Me: WHATEVER! You should be so lucky, you don't even have actual plot! At least I bother! I haven't seen a single episode of Code Blue and i'm supposed to be all for naked Yamapi!
Tomapi " Commitment" fic: Why haven't you read me yet? You don't ship us anymore? : (
Me:
Gay supervisor: *eating a lollipop* Corin! Stop fooling around and get to work!
Me: What!? I still have 10 minutes break!
GS: SUSPENDED. WE ARE BUSY in case you haven't noticed.
Me: Alright already, sheesh, is that why you keep sucking on lollipops?!
GS: You ill-mannered homophobe!!
*after shift*
GS: Don't come back later.
Me: Okay.
*1st shift next day*
GS: WHERE IN GOD's NAME ARE YOU NOW AND WHY ARE YOU NOT AT WORK!?
Me: ...Home? ...I still have work?
GS: Are you an IDIOT?! Last night was your off! You're on DUTY TODAY!
Me: Oh. *coughs* I overslept. Sorry about that.
GS: Jesus...YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Me:
in sparkles because they're gloating.
In other news:
1. No, I wasn't really fired. My gay boss and I have a love-hate relationship which transcends normal people.
2. An Akame fangirl ordered a bouquet of tulips from me for her bff, I can't even begin to explain how hilarious the entire exchange was.
3. I am bankrupt, I don't know what came over me and I actually bought concert tickets to SuJu, it was just really hard to turn down.. Maybe it's because I really like Hee Chul?
4. Today was the last day of my part time job (it's just a valentine gig) and my other co-workers and I spent 5 hours singing cheesy love songs (honestly love you, solitaire, bed of roses) and drowning our sorrows in about 80 bottles of bear. Really. We're all really bitter because while others spent their valentine's with their significant half, we were busting our asses off trying to get all flowers delivered on time, so earlier we decided to have a post valentine celebration with bottles and bottles of alcohol. It was fun. I sang "alone" and everyone "boo'ed" HAH! I'd like them to hear Nakai sing, maybe then they'd shower me with roses.
5. Yay! I have one day of recuperation and then i'm leaving for the mountains again! See you guys next month!
6. Yamapi as a boxer?...Well, he already has the moobs for it....
7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WORLD's MOST ADORABLE TURTLE! Kame, I love you because you're a trying hard little slut who will do anything to please his fans even if it means molesting chairs and twirling umbrellas and cross-dressing like a geisha. You are just adorable even when you're all FAIL. *hugs the Kamenashi*
8. FINALLY I REMEMBERED: Gad, so LATE but THANK YOU to Ms. ANONYMOUS who sent me BIRTHDAY BALLOONS, I'm sorry I keep forgetting, it's just that i've been trying to figure it out and I just can't. T.T Sorry.
Just so everyone knows, I gave up on coherency a long time ago.
So this is what's been happening lately:
Workmates: Corrrreeeeen! We food poisoned ourselves with rotten spaghetti!!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Workmates: You're a bad person.
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Boss: DOUBLE SHIFT! NOW!
Me:
Sorry.
NEWS: CORRRRREEEEEEN!!! Come back! Our band orgy has resumed, only this time were pretending to sing about some random girl instead of Yamapi's moobs.
V6: Corrrrreeeen! We're breaking up! Innochi wants to be a dad and everyone's already seen Okada naked, the novelty's gone.
KATTUN: We've released new single and you still haven't seen our video!? What kind of anti-fan are you?! KOKI was GANGSTA!
Job: Flower basket order!
Kame: *licks his lips* Corrrrrrreeeeeen, i'm slutting around, sexing Uchi and cutting my hair and rolling my hips and all you care about is your part time job that doesn't even pay well?!!
Me: I'm sorry Kame-chan! I do love you! I swear!
Kame: You had better be reading porny fics of me and my sudden heterosexuality!
Jin: *smirks* Like she'd ever find any fic of you which doesn't feature my fluffy hair and supreme intelligence.
Me: I resent that! KoKame exists! I've read 3!
Job: DO YOUR JOB! TAKE DOWN ORDERS!
Jin: I'm so fucked up turn the party up, till we all puke up we change that up..
Ryo: I HAD NO PARTICIPATION IN THE WRITING OF THOSE LYRICS, JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW, kthnxbye.
Me: My sexy littile orphan!*hugs*
Ryo: I'm not an orphan damnit! I'm about to play a samurai in the big screen!! I'm awesome!
Me: My sexy little pudding baker! *hugs*
Ryo: I'M NOT LITTLE! AND I'M A SAMURAI FIRST BEFORE A BAKER! A SAMURAI!
Me: *hugs* I feel you.
Ryo: SHUT UP! FORGET IT! STICK WITH YAMAPI! I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!
Job: WHY ARE YOU LATE FOR YOUR SECOND DUTY!!?
Me: I'M SORRRRRY! I'm tired and underfed and barely sleep 4 hours a day!!
Yamapi: Coreeeeeeen!!!! Toma's telling the world that I wanted him in every concert. He's making me look like a girl again!!
Toma: But I made up for it already! I said you'd carry my body to Dr. Heli and save me didn't I?!
Yamapi: You just want helicopter sex.
Toma: That too.
V6: Oops, turns out, we're not breaking up, we're doing a tour this year!
Job: YOU'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE AGAIN!!
Bed: Coreeeeeeeen, you haven't been with me for the past 8 nights, are you cheating one me with another bed? Is he better than I am?! Wider? Hotter? More comfortable?! I can make all your dreams come true! What can he do for you?!
[voice message] Mother: Corina, would it kill you to call once in a while to at least let us know that you are still alive?
[voice message] BFF: THE FUCK?! THIS IS MY 3rd message already! FUCKING REPLY to my voicemails! Am I reserving you ticket for Super Junior?!
[voice message] BFF: I've already reserved you, you can't back out now, I took the VIP, I know it's expensive but we have the best view or their crotch, frankly, that's all that matters. Buy plane ticket now. Will reserve a place to stay for you.
[reply] Me: DUDE, WTF?! Are you retarded?! CROTCH view?! WHAT?! You plan on updating your FB with pictures of Siwon's bulge or something?! I'm paying almost 200 dollars so I can be in eye level with their dicks!????!!!! Yeah, okay. When is it?
[reply] BFF: I knew you'd see reason. Will inform when I get the tickets.
Shige: I can act now, I have new drama.
FANDOM:,,,,,,,
Tegoshi: Shige is great, ne?
Sho: *pouts* You didn't even save a picture of my butt.
Me: I DON"T HAVE LAPTOP! Now, i just can't find it!
High school classmate: SHIT! Did you know?! Bob got married during the Chinese New Year! Shit, what is the world coming to?! Why are we never informed of these things?!
Me: I don't really even wanna know anymore.
YamaNade Drama cast: We think it's kind of sad that you watch via phone youtube. Do you even understand anything?
Me: WHATEVER! You should be so lucky, you don't even have actual plot! At least I bother! I haven't seen a single episode of Code Blue and i'm supposed to be all for naked Yamapi!
Tomapi " Commitment" fic: Why haven't you read me yet? You don't ship us anymore? : (
Me:
Gay supervisor: *eating a lollipop* Corin! Stop fooling around and get to work!
Me: What!? I still have 10 minutes break!
GS: SUSPENDED. WE ARE BUSY in case you haven't noticed.
Me: Alright already, sheesh, is that why you keep sucking on lollipops?!
GS: You ill-mannered homophobe!!
*after shift*
GS: Don't come back later.
Me: Okay.
*1st shift next day*
GS: WHERE IN GOD's NAME ARE YOU NOW AND WHY ARE YOU NOT AT WORK!?
Me: ...Home? ...I still have work?
GS: Are you an IDIOT?! Last night was your off! You're on DUTY TODAY!
Me: Oh. *coughs* I overslept. Sorry about that.
GS: Jesus...YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Me:
in sparkles because they're gloating.
In other news:
1. No, I wasn't really fired. My gay boss and I have a love-hate relationship which transcends normal people.
2. An Akame fangirl ordered a bouquet of tulips from me for her bff, I can't even begin to explain how hilarious the entire exchange was.
3. I am bankrupt, I don't know what came over me and I actually bought concert tickets to SuJu, it was just really hard to turn down.. Maybe it's because I really like Hee Chul?
4. Today was the last day of my part time job (it's just a valentine gig) and my other co-workers and I spent 5 hours singing cheesy love songs (honestly love you, solitaire, bed of roses) and drowning our sorrows in about 80 bottles of bear. Really. We're all really bitter because while others spent their valentine's with their significant half, we were busting our asses off trying to get all flowers delivered on time, so earlier we decided to have a post valentine celebration with bottles and bottles of alcohol. It was fun. I sang "alone" and everyone "boo'ed" HAH! I'd like them to hear Nakai sing, maybe then they'd shower me with roses.
5. Yay! I have one day of recuperation and then i'm leaving for the mountains again! See you guys next month!
6. Yamapi as a boxer?...Well, he already has the moobs for it....
7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WORLD's MOST ADORABLE TURTLE! Kame, I love you because you're a trying hard little slut who will do anything to please his fans even if it means molesting chairs and twirling umbrellas and cross-dressing like a geisha. You are just adorable even when you're all FAIL. *hugs the Kamenashi*
8. FINALLY I REMEMBERED: Gad, so LATE but THANK YOU to Ms. ANONYMOUS who sent me BIRTHDAY BALLOONS, I'm sorry I keep forgetting, it's just that i've been trying to figure it out and I just can't. T.T Sorry.