This is me abusing my LJ with incoherency or something like it
I just watched Ninja Assassin and I totally want to be a NINJA now! They are all awesome and kickass and all that and EEEE!! Rain!! He is like, my first Korean love! (I think Rain is pretty much EVERYONE's first Korean love)
Kay, so don't expect deep plots because there's absolutely nothing there. Don't expect eyeliners because they probably didn't have budget for make up so... Don't also expect too much clothes, they don't have budget for those too. Wow. The production company must have saved a lot of money. Rain spent half the time naked (and acting really bad) and wet. But since I didn't exactly watch it for the story, I forgive all the bad stuff and focused on Rain's nudity. And the fighting scenes. But mostly just Rain's body. And his English. (So I won't sound too shallow)
I think someone was trying to kill someone and someone was in the way and somehow they all ended up dying and something like that. <-- With a plot like this, you know that it's going to be FANTASTIC!!
FAVORITE LINE: That's our assassin? The guy looks like he belongs in a boyband.
I am reminded of my Toma Ninja. LOL.
♥
I refuse to believe that this guy is 29 years old. What the hell Ohno?! Maruyama is 3 years younger than you are and yet HE looks OLDER! You guys are VAMPIRES! Nino doesn't look a day over 12! They probably drink virgin blood all day. It's hard being their fan, i'm tempted to offer myself as sacifice. (Though they'd probably end up like Megan Fox in Jennifer's body)
Speaking of staying young. I have reason to believe that Takizawa Hideaki is Kitagawa Johnny's personal surrogate.
5. He hasn't aged in like, FOREVER. Dude, he looks the same since, oh, I don't know. Since he entered JE?
4. He still molests Yamapi. (This is reason enough. : p)
3. Toma still annoys him. LOL. I've noticed that when it comes to Toma (especially when he's around Pink-chan) Takki is always annoyed.
2. I think he's been in the industry as long as Johnny's been in the industry. I can't remember a time when there was no Takki. Can you?
1. He directs things like PPOI. Where you know, young boys kiss and things like that. And get TTUN to call Jin and Kame "AkaKame" Hmm.
Well, if he's not a Johnny surrogate then he's every fangirls' God. He doesn't even need to be shirtless. I'll worship him like I do Yamapi's moobs.
♥
This is seriously one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen. So so so beautiful. Boys, why are you so gay together? Why? And shameless, completely, utterly shameless. WHO DOES THINGS LIKE THIS?! And by "this" I mean "A guy burying his neck on another guy's neck in front of his mother." I understand ARASHI level of love but this is just a lot more "KYAAAA" worthy than anything else in this world.
GS: What the--What are they doing and what's with the expression?
Me: Having sex on stage.
GS: I see. *whispers to himself*
Me: Excuse me?
GS: Nothing.
I didn't get what he said. He's probably thinking about how much of a perve I am or something. But whatever! I think this is my favorite. It's the one where they're staring at each other's eyes all happy and getting ready to hug. *weeps* Also, this might be the scariest picture ever because WOW, Yamapi's mouth is just SO OPEN. You can fit the whole of Japan in there! The images appearing in my head are far from child-friendly. And his pose is just so...gay, peace sign, sequins, duck butt and all. WHY WASN'T I IN THIS CONCERT?!! *shakes fists* I HATE YOU JAPAN! You make it hard for me to fit you in my schedule!
I demand fanfics people! FANFICS! *glares at certain individuals* and icons! (Though we can probably get those fromjonisjuan ) I'm like, minutes away from making manips or something. I need a new tomapi layout but i'm a lazy motherfucker. Why are there no PIN hug pics? I want one.
TOMA FICS which I hope most of you already read.
Thin line between work and frienship
It's a marketing idea <-- LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. Toma and Sho.
Japanese Whispers
Actually, i've read all of these last September and kept forgetting to pimp. Everyone should read every story injerainbowbridge , they have everything from Yamaki to NakamaruPi and everything is written extremely well.
And for some reason, I have a printout copy of this. LOL. The opening line will always be epic.
SO WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TOMAPI INTERVIEW IN JOHNNY'S FAMILY CLUB?! SOMEONE POST IT FAST!
♥
Innocence
You look at me as though
you knew me from before
but you nonetheless refuse
to condemn everything that I am not
forgive me,
I can no longer see the world
with eyes as pure as yours
- I logged on in one of my old online blogs and read my old entries, I was shocked to see that I used to write poems, that I had written about a hundred song lyrics, that I wrote short stories about life and death. I am sooooo weird. (and probably suicidal)
Nowadays, I only write when I feel a really strong emotion. And by write I don't mean "update".
- I texted a GUY friend using my mom's number and because it's me, the message is panctuated with curses. I forgot to write my name and this is the reply I received:
"You had better be Corina! Only she can say the meanest things and get away with it! I won't condone insulting texts like this from ill-mannered people like you."
Well what do you know? There is merit to being me after all! (Let's just all pretend to ignore the fact that he basically implied that I am mean and ill-mannered)
- Some woman sent my phone a naked picture of herself. I am still confused by this, I understand if we know each other and she missent it (not that I would ever want to receive naked photos of my friends) but from someone I don't know? All her contacts have to be saved in her phone, why would she just press random numbers?
I think i'm worrying about this too much. It was a flattering picture though, even if it was a little "in your face." *shudders*
- Turns out, my f-lists only love me for my "depth-less love for Yamapi's moobs"! (which, you know, can also be translated as "shallow love for the Pi chest") I still protest this Bea! Can you guys believe it?! She gave others classy intro's like "Fandom is thankful to you" and "You are organized" but I, I get "depth-less love for Yamapi's moobs!" NOOOOOOOOEEEESSS!!! It's not true! LIES! I promise you, I don't love Pi's moobs at all! I have absolutely high standards and they don't include Yamashita's pectorals!
"You are such an interesting person even if you disagree a million times……I love your random entries about fandom…I love how your posts turned out funny when we read it even though for you it’s just simple narrating…I love how you tell us stories of the random people you met in real life"
--Aaaaw. I love you too honey. I love that you did the 10 (or in your case, 14?) flist love thing and made me so obvious it's kind of hard to deny. LOL. I love that you really burned me a Koi Shite Akuma dvd even if i'm probably never going to get it! (maybe once i've transferred addresses!) and the random people aren't as random as you think, there are a lot of JE fans out there you know, you just need a sharp radar like mine.
I missed talking with you guys!
Happy thanksgiving! ♥