Saint Mother Fucking Patty
does anyone remember back when we
had so much fun? i remember there
was never a time when we were bored
and there was never a time when
we would say "there is nothing to
do" bc we always found something.
i miss those days.
anyway- i am fucking sick, hardcore.
i cant stop coughing, i have a
headache and my stomach hurts. plus
my nose is stuffed. and i think i
am having hot flashes or something.
its weird bc everytime i get sick
i think, what if i have aids? it
never fails. and then i think
omg i am gonna be dying soon. heh.
i would be a little more worried
if Tiffany wasnt sick also. maybe
we share drinks so much or something
that we both have AIDS. unlikely
i guess. but Kim, Miller and I went
to the Loop today. kim bought me
french fries bc my moms a ho. i
cant stand when she tells me i need
to get a job. i just want to break
it down for her like this...
im 18... i dont need a job. your
boyfriend is 39 and he is living
off of you and thats fine with
you and i highly highly doubt that
you have ever told him he needs to
get a job. but whatev... i really
do want a job, but its not like im
not looking, bc frankly.. i am. its
just not working out for me. im pretty
psyched about the birthdays coming up,
kims tomorrow and tiffanys next
saturday. i love birthdays like its
my job. tho i am one broke bastard
and cant afford to buy people presents
but hey its cool. and oh btw...
its march madness.
my fav time of year. im rooting for
Duke like always but sometimes i know
they wont win it all. but deep down
i have faith. i wish the first round
would hurry up and get over bc all i
fucking hear about on TV is the cuse
in Denver and im just annoyed. bc
everyone knows syracuse is beat. g-mac
can suck a nut, for real.
but dude, im about to peace out.
i have to get up in the morning like
the rest of you and being sick just
makes it mother fucking harder. but
seriously, its so hot upstairs i am
scared to go up there. anyway-
holla.
had so much fun? i remember there
was never a time when we were bored
and there was never a time when
we would say "there is nothing to
do" bc we always found something.
i miss those days.
anyway- i am fucking sick, hardcore.
i cant stop coughing, i have a
headache and my stomach hurts. plus
my nose is stuffed. and i think i
am having hot flashes or something.
its weird bc everytime i get sick
i think, what if i have aids? it
never fails. and then i think
omg i am gonna be dying soon. heh.
i would be a little more worried
if Tiffany wasnt sick also. maybe
we share drinks so much or something
that we both have AIDS. unlikely
i guess. but Kim, Miller and I went
to the Loop today. kim bought me
french fries bc my moms a ho. i
cant stand when she tells me i need
to get a job. i just want to break
it down for her like this...
im 18... i dont need a job. your
boyfriend is 39 and he is living
off of you and thats fine with
you and i highly highly doubt that
you have ever told him he needs to
get a job. but whatev... i really
do want a job, but its not like im
not looking, bc frankly.. i am. its
just not working out for me. im pretty
psyched about the birthdays coming up,
kims tomorrow and tiffanys next
saturday. i love birthdays like its
my job. tho i am one broke bastard
and cant afford to buy people presents
but hey its cool. and oh btw...
its march madness.
my fav time of year. im rooting for
Duke like always but sometimes i know
they wont win it all. but deep down
i have faith. i wish the first round
would hurry up and get over bc all i
fucking hear about on TV is the cuse
in Denver and im just annoyed. bc
everyone knows syracuse is beat. g-mac
can suck a nut, for real.
but dude, im about to peace out.
i have to get up in the morning like
the rest of you and being sick just
makes it mother fucking harder. but
seriously, its so hot upstairs i am
scared to go up there. anyway-
holla.