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I dance poorly. I sing off-key. I am easily amused. Without Oprah, I'd surely be lost. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are my TV news sources. I like shopping. A lot. I catch up on music and movies a little too late sometimes. I once discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I consume entirely too much aspartame. My most prized possession is probably my car, which is a 2008 red Chevy Cobalt coupe named Diablo.
I can fit movie quotes and "that's what she said" into almost any conversation. I'm usually right about things. Sometimes I want to move to Australia simply because I wish my birthday were in the summer. Also because kangaroos are freaking tight. I can make pancakes. Douglas Adams has one of the best senses of humor in modern literature. I love the sun. I think I would marry Jim Halpert off of The Office. My first pick would be Will Smith, but he's already taken. Someday I aspire to own a hermit crab named Hermit the Crab.
I do somewhat rebellious things, such as getting tattoos and piercings without my parents' consent. I can and will correct your grammar and punctuation when given the opportunity. I believe that J. K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer are two of the worst authors in recent history, and their respective books are the reason real literature is dying. People often find me funny when I'm not trying to be. I can't wait to be a mom. I learn things the hard way so other people don't have to. I can leap tall buildings in a single bound. I am a dynamic character in my life's book. I outran a cheetah, but if you ask him what happened he'll say I'm the one who cheated.
I enjoy looking at engagement rings on the Tiffany's website. I'll consider myself a success in life if I ever have the money to buy anything from there. I'll be a success as a person if I choose to donate that money instead. I have a journal of my innermost rantings. I draw cartoons of things that bother me. I love lamp. Sometimes I wish my life were actually a reality TV show, like in the movie The Truman Show. People think that I work really hard, but I'm actually the biggest slacker I've ever met. WebMD has successfully turned me into a hypochondriac. Sometimes I take sleeping pills.
I'm probably the most complex person you'll ever meet, but to me I seem very simple. Ask me whatever questions you want. If I don't like it, I'll just dodge your question in my response.
I can fit movie quotes and "that's what she said" into almost any conversation. I'm usually right about things. Sometimes I want to move to Australia simply because I wish my birthday were in the summer. Also because kangaroos are freaking tight. I can make pancakes. Douglas Adams has one of the best senses of humor in modern literature. I love the sun. I think I would marry Jim Halpert off of The Office. My first pick would be Will Smith, but he's already taken. Someday I aspire to own a hermit crab named Hermit the Crab.
I do somewhat rebellious things, such as getting tattoos and piercings without my parents' consent. I can and will correct your grammar and punctuation when given the opportunity. I believe that J. K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer are two of the worst authors in recent history, and their respective books are the reason real literature is dying. People often find me funny when I'm not trying to be. I can't wait to be a mom. I learn things the hard way so other people don't have to. I can leap tall buildings in a single bound. I am a dynamic character in my life's book. I outran a cheetah, but if you ask him what happened he'll say I'm the one who cheated.
I enjoy looking at engagement rings on the Tiffany's website. I'll consider myself a success in life if I ever have the money to buy anything from there. I'll be a success as a person if I choose to donate that money instead. I have a journal of my innermost rantings. I draw cartoons of things that bother me. I love lamp. Sometimes I wish my life were actually a reality TV show, like in the movie The Truman Show. People think that I work really hard, but I'm actually the biggest slacker I've ever met. WebMD has successfully turned me into a hypochondriac. Sometimes I take sleeping pills.
I'm probably the most complex person you'll ever meet, but to me I seem very simple. Ask me whatever questions you want. If I don't like it, I'll just dodge your question in my response.