I had a revelation last night while watching the OC. It was the first time I actually watched it. But yeah. I think there should be an East coast version called "Westchester." The first episode would feature me slashing Vinny's tires.
The next episode will feature me and Lauren going to see NFG and throwing a victory party. Paris Hilton would be there.
I keep eating too much. Make me stop.
I was on the R when this Mexican mariachi band came in the car. They started performing and this guy with a tambourine started shaking it in my face. I think he wanted money.
Remember:
Ohio is for lovers. Westchester is for tire slashers.