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Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed early because my little sister yells a lot.
I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from work. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.
Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!
I want to tell the world that I'm gay.
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Now I can take pictures of me in my new and totally AWESOME thong collection.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said he'd never seen anything like it before. I can't tell you what it is, because kids might be reading this. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with 2 cents in your pocket and a shaved eyebrow if you sleep over at my house.
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I got out of bed early because my little sister yells a lot.
I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from work. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.
Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!
I want to tell the world that I'm gay.
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Now I can take pictures of me in my new and totally AWESOME thong collection.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said he'd never seen anything like it before. I can't tell you what it is, because kids might be reading this. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with 2 cents in your pocket and a shaved eyebrow if you sleep over at my house.
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