Apr 04, 2006 13:36
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their 8 year old
son in the apartment was to send him out on the
balcony with a Popsicle and tell him
to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put
their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking
lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed . "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's
have company", he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders
are moving"
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too!"