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Woo hoo a Survey!
WOULD YOU RATHER….
1. Have dark chocolate or white chocolate or milk chocolate: Milk chocolate
2. Live wealthy for the rest of your life loveless or live with a love but homeless: Wealthy
3. Speed or heroin: speed
4. Die by overdosing or slitting your wrists: ODing
5. Have sex with someone with no arms or no legs: No legs
6. Have sex with someone who’s blind or deaf: Deaf
7. Have sex with someone who couldn’t make any noise or just couldn’t control the sounds they make: ewww... someone who cant make noise
8. Get gonorrhea in the throat or out of your genitals: Throat
9. Have sex with the hottest celebrity and then die or have sex with 10 really ugly people and live long: Hottest celebrity
10. Have sex with someone with no tongue or a deformed face: no tongue
11. Have sex with someone just to realize in the end they were a transsexual or get a contagious STD: Have sex with a transsexual
12. Kill someone because they cheated on you or kill for sport: Kill for a sport
13. Torture little children or slice old peoples’ necks: OMG... old people.
14. Work 12 hours of hard labor every single day for the rest of your life or never work at all but every weekend slice your wrists until you almost die: Slit my wrists
15. Be a drug dealer or a pimp: Drug dealer
A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF…
1. Hair color: dark brown
2. Eye color: dark amber
3. Race: Asian
4. Are you happy with your race: yes
5. Would you like a race change: uh no
6. Which race would you never date: i'd date any race as long as they dont smell
7. Religion: athiest
8. Are you happy with your gender identity: Yes
9. Pets: 3 brothers
10. Have you ever thought of your pet in a sexual way: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FAVORITES…
1. Which is worse, Mississippi? or Alabama?: they're both really bad
2. Sex in the morning or sex in the evening: Evening
3. Race: white
4. Sexual position: Ask me
5. Drug: N/A
6. Way to commit suicide: Drowning
7. To murder someone: Ice Pick
8. Book: Great Gatsby
9. Movie: Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotlessmind
10. Actor/Actress: Jonathon Larson/ Natalie Portman
11. Singer: Lenie Kravits
12. Politician: Napoleon
13. Arab or Mexican: Arab
14. Song: there's too many
15. Weapon of mass destruction: Anthrax was pretty cool...
16. Color (not race): blue or torquose
17. Animal: Butterfly
18. Season: New England Winters
19. Number: 3
20. Letter: L
FUTURE…
1. What do you want to do when you grow up: act
2. Want kids: Yes
3. Will you beat them: No
4. Will you sexually abuse them: No
5. Will you poison their minds with religious fanaticism: No
6. Will you get a divorce because you tried to kill your spouse: No
7. Where do you want to live: NYC
8. City or country: City
9. College you want to get into: New York University
10. Because of what will you be kicked out of college: Burning Down the library
WORD ASSOCIATION…
1. Dog: Korean
2. Doggy: style
3. Cat: meow
4. Pussy: sick
5. Irish: Coffee
6. Perplexed: ?
7. Pot: good
8. Pan: American Airlines
9. Bowl: -ing
10. Hump: naked
HAVE YOU EVER…
1. Kissed your mom goodnight: Yes
2. Told someone you love them: Yes
3. Screwed all night in the back of a car: Yes
4. Slit your wrists: Yes
5. Overdosed: Yes
6. Played hide and seek: Yes
7. Traveled: Yes
8. Regretted doing something: Yes
9. Thought about honestly killing someone: Yes
10. Threatening to kill someone: Yes
11. Wishing someone would die: Yes
12. “Done it”: Yes
13. Licked your kneecap: just did
WOULD YOU RATHER….
1. Have dark chocolate or white chocolate or milk chocolate: Milk chocolate
2. Live wealthy for the rest of your life loveless or live with a love but homeless: Wealthy
3. Speed or heroin: speed
4. Die by overdosing or slitting your wrists: ODing
5. Have sex with someone with no arms or no legs: No legs
6. Have sex with someone who’s blind or deaf: Deaf
7. Have sex with someone who couldn’t make any noise or just couldn’t control the sounds they make: ewww... someone who cant make noise
8. Get gonorrhea in the throat or out of your genitals: Throat
9. Have sex with the hottest celebrity and then die or have sex with 10 really ugly people and live long: Hottest celebrity
10. Have sex with someone with no tongue or a deformed face: no tongue
11. Have sex with someone just to realize in the end they were a transsexual or get a contagious STD: Have sex with a transsexual
12. Kill someone because they cheated on you or kill for sport: Kill for a sport
13. Torture little children or slice old peoples’ necks: OMG... old people.
14. Work 12 hours of hard labor every single day for the rest of your life or never work at all but every weekend slice your wrists until you almost die: Slit my wrists
15. Be a drug dealer or a pimp: Drug dealer
A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF…
1. Hair color: dark brown
2. Eye color: dark amber
3. Race: Asian
4. Are you happy with your race: yes
5. Would you like a race change: uh no
6. Which race would you never date: i'd date any race as long as they dont smell
7. Religion: athiest
8. Are you happy with your gender identity: Yes
9. Pets: 3 brothers
10. Have you ever thought of your pet in a sexual way: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FAVORITES…
1. Which is worse, Mississippi? or Alabama?: they're both really bad
2. Sex in the morning or sex in the evening: Evening
3. Race: white
4. Sexual position: Ask me
5. Drug: N/A
6. Way to commit suicide: Drowning
7. To murder someone: Ice Pick
8. Book: Great Gatsby
9. Movie: Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotlessmind
10. Actor/Actress: Jonathon Larson/ Natalie Portman
11. Singer: Lenie Kravits
12. Politician: Napoleon
13. Arab or Mexican: Arab
14. Song: there's too many
15. Weapon of mass destruction: Anthrax was pretty cool...
16. Color (not race): blue or torquose
17. Animal: Butterfly
18. Season: New England Winters
19. Number: 3
20. Letter: L
FUTURE…
1. What do you want to do when you grow up: act
2. Want kids: Yes
3. Will you beat them: No
4. Will you sexually abuse them: No
5. Will you poison their minds with religious fanaticism: No
6. Will you get a divorce because you tried to kill your spouse: No
7. Where do you want to live: NYC
8. City or country: City
9. College you want to get into: New York University
10. Because of what will you be kicked out of college: Burning Down the library
WORD ASSOCIATION…
1. Dog: Korean
2. Doggy: style
3. Cat: meow
4. Pussy: sick
5. Irish: Coffee
6. Perplexed: ?
7. Pot: good
8. Pan: American Airlines
9. Bowl: -ing
10. Hump: naked
HAVE YOU EVER…
1. Kissed your mom goodnight: Yes
2. Told someone you love them: Yes
3. Screwed all night in the back of a car: Yes
4. Slit your wrists: Yes
5. Overdosed: Yes
6. Played hide and seek: Yes
7. Traveled: Yes
8. Regretted doing something: Yes
9. Thought about honestly killing someone: Yes
10. Threatening to kill someone: Yes
11. Wishing someone would die: Yes
12. “Done it”: Yes
13. Licked your kneecap: just did