Harr.
Well. I know I lied and said I'd never come back here. But, now you all get to hear the confessions of a geisha. Except they don't put that white powder all over me cause I've got it naturally: PASTYEMILY.
iTunes Prophecies: Go to your iTunes playlist and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
Take It Off by The Donnas
[ewwwwww. pervert.]
2. Will I have a happy life?
Pieces by Sum 41
[so, just some of it? or of pie? Cause I'd prefer pie.]
3. What do my friends really think of me?
What Sarah Said by Death Cab for Cutie
[but. sarah gossips. none of it's true, I swear. ): ]
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
One Slowdance by Rufio
[Guess that's all I get.]
5.What does [insert significant other/ex] think of me?
Reminiscing With Grandma from the Anastasia Soundtrack
[insert "damn"]
6. How can I make myself happy?
Burning Down the House by the Talking Heads
[If you say so.]
7. What should I do with my life?
Remember to Breathe by Dashboard Confessional
[I always forget that one. Thanks.]
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Beat On the Brat by the Ramones
[hahahahaha. child abuse will make me feel better.]
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Sleep Better by Pete Yorn
[makes sense.]
10. Will I ever have children?
We Will Become Silhouettes by the Postal Service
[Be a silhouette or pop out kids? I choose the former.]
11. How will I die?
Some Postman by the Presidents of the USA
[I knew that mexican mailman was sent to assasinate me. But no, everyone else called me crazy.]
12. Will I die happy?
Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra
[Well scotty don't know jack.]
13. Can you give me some good advice?
Float On by Modest Mouse
[Now. I need to find Yoda to learn how to float.]
14. What do you think happiness is?
Date Rape by Sublime
[Nothing makes me happier. except not.]
iTunes Prophecies: Go to your iTunes playlist and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
Take It Off by The Donnas
[ewwwwww. pervert.]
2. Will I have a happy life?
Pieces by Sum 41
[so, just some of it? or of pie? Cause I'd prefer pie.]
3. What do my friends really think of me?
What Sarah Said by Death Cab for Cutie
[but. sarah gossips. none of it's true, I swear. ): ]
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
One Slowdance by Rufio
[Guess that's all I get.]
5.What does [insert significant other/ex] think of me?
Reminiscing With Grandma from the Anastasia Soundtrack
[insert "damn"]
6. How can I make myself happy?
Burning Down the House by the Talking Heads
[If you say so.]
7. What should I do with my life?
Remember to Breathe by Dashboard Confessional
[I always forget that one. Thanks.]
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Beat On the Brat by the Ramones
[hahahahaha. child abuse will make me feel better.]
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Sleep Better by Pete Yorn
[makes sense.]
10. Will I ever have children?
We Will Become Silhouettes by the Postal Service
[Be a silhouette or pop out kids? I choose the former.]
11. How will I die?
Some Postman by the Presidents of the USA
[I knew that mexican mailman was sent to assasinate me. But no, everyone else called me crazy.]
12. Will I die happy?
Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra
[Well scotty don't know jack.]
13. Can you give me some good advice?
Float On by Modest Mouse
[Now. I need to find Yoda to learn how to float.]
14. What do you think happiness is?
Date Rape by Sublime
[Nothing makes me happier. except not.]