All your base are belong to Santa. Boop-Doop-Beep.
I've compiled a list of important facts. Because if you ever plan on talking to me again, you should most definately know these.
1. I have a bad sense of humor. Like, I think pies yelling "MY BABY!" is just about the most hilarious thing. That and the word "nutbutter". Gawd, you can't get better than that.
2. I buy people presents to amuse myself. I spend tons of time just thinking about what people would want and then if I feel like it, I get it for them. It's like the worst hobby in the world, I know, but it makes me happy. So don't refuse a gift from me please. (:
3. I also collect characatures because fugly drawings of myself are fun to look at. Really fun.
4. Taking the bus is something I like to do. Because, I do.
5. I dance around my house regularly. Even though it's more the sport of retardation than actual dancing and the music is always something like MC Hammer or a Disney song.
6. I take pride in facial expressions, especially the wrong ones for the occasion, and irony. Irony is funny as hell.
5. I put number five for this one because I'm dumb and can't count to seven. No, seriously, this is what I did. Just to remind you of how stupid I really can be.
8. Okay, so I made up this thing, which is like that "Idaho" hoe joke. But it's better.
"Oh-hi-Hoe!" (like Ohio)
"I-da-Hoe? No, U-da-Hoe!" (There's Idaho there. Get the state thing?)
pretty pointless and stupid right? welcome to my reality.
9. T-Shirts are my absolutely most favorite thing because you can exploit your ideas to the world and enforce your rule over society. Control the world with COTTON. Yarr.
10. Point made. I just needed to remind you guys of who exactly you keep talking to. From now on, it's your choice to chat with me. (:
1. I have a bad sense of humor. Like, I think pies yelling "MY BABY!" is just about the most hilarious thing. That and the word "nutbutter". Gawd, you can't get better than that.
2. I buy people presents to amuse myself. I spend tons of time just thinking about what people would want and then if I feel like it, I get it for them. It's like the worst hobby in the world, I know, but it makes me happy. So don't refuse a gift from me please. (:
3. I also collect characatures because fugly drawings of myself are fun to look at. Really fun.
4. Taking the bus is something I like to do. Because, I do.
5. I dance around my house regularly. Even though it's more the sport of retardation than actual dancing and the music is always something like MC Hammer or a Disney song.
6. I take pride in facial expressions, especially the wrong ones for the occasion, and irony. Irony is funny as hell.
5. I put number five for this one because I'm dumb and can't count to seven. No, seriously, this is what I did. Just to remind you of how stupid I really can be.
8. Okay, so I made up this thing, which is like that "Idaho" hoe joke. But it's better.
"Oh-hi-Hoe!" (like Ohio)
"I-da-Hoe? No, U-da-Hoe!" (There's Idaho there. Get the state thing?)
pretty pointless and stupid right? welcome to my reality.
9. T-Shirts are my absolutely most favorite thing because you can exploit your ideas to the world and enforce your rule over society. Control the world with COTTON. Yarr.
10. Point made. I just needed to remind you guys of who exactly you keep talking to. From now on, it's your choice to chat with me. (: