I'm a a bus ho.
So last Friday, I'm at the bus stop, minding my own business, when I look up and see this guy staring at me.
Okay whatever. I smiled, as one does, then went back to flipping through my Ipod. He was the kind of guy who would be hot if he didn't have awful hair you know? Really pretty brown eyes, smile, tattoos.
Fast forward to today.
At the station and I noticed that this guy is staring at me again, and I recognized him but he'd shaved his head which omg instant hotness.
Yes, I am shallow. Whatever.
So we're on the bus and he's sitting behind me and we're playing the look at each other, smile, look away game and I noticed a few things. He smelled really good and I had the urge to hump him. Now, as you can remember, I had that thing with the cute bus stop boy (whom I have not seen :( ) but that was more sensual than anything. This was hello lusty thoughts.
Which is why I should have known better, because I opened my mouth and said something about his hair.
This is what I learned.
His name is Michael.
His GF dumped him yesterday, after shaving his head.
She said it was her, not him.
And that he's co-dependent
He's from New York
And has bad credit
He's been here since March.
So yeah.
This is the theme of my life you know. Hot boys with GF issues. Now the theory is he was trying to tell me he's single, but I'm really unimpressed. I still want to hump him, but I'm unimpressed.
Okay whatever. I smiled, as one does, then went back to flipping through my Ipod. He was the kind of guy who would be hot if he didn't have awful hair you know? Really pretty brown eyes, smile, tattoos.
Fast forward to today.
At the station and I noticed that this guy is staring at me again, and I recognized him but he'd shaved his head which omg instant hotness.
Yes, I am shallow. Whatever.
So we're on the bus and he's sitting behind me and we're playing the look at each other, smile, look away game and I noticed a few things. He smelled really good and I had the urge to hump him. Now, as you can remember, I had that thing with the cute bus stop boy (whom I have not seen :( ) but that was more sensual than anything. This was hello lusty thoughts.
Which is why I should have known better, because I opened my mouth and said something about his hair.
This is what I learned.
His name is Michael.
His GF dumped him yesterday, after shaving his head.
She said it was her, not him.
And that he's co-dependent
He's from New York
And has bad credit
He's been here since March.
So yeah.
This is the theme of my life you know. Hot boys with GF issues. Now the theory is he was trying to tell me he's single, but I'm really unimpressed. I still want to hump him, but I'm unimpressed.