Thank you people who commented on the whiny!post from last night. To make it up to you, I have a video.
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The description of it says it's to the tune of Greenslaves, which as we all know was an Elizabethan folk tune about Martian slavery. Clearly someone needs to write a story in which Martians land in 16th century England are immediately put into slavery. Rule 34, anyone?