whipped
[I do not hate you in my pants!!]
What a night, what a night. What an opening night. What a week! I feel like I haven’t been online in forever. I feel like I’ll never have normal feet again, but by God, it was all worth it. The sleepless nights and the feet and the drama. And when the drunken old men hit on you.
Let’s start with opening night, which kind of seems BLAH, especially compared to tonight, but we did kick serious ass. We actually didn’t have a big crowd, but Ryan came, and that was cool. John added a little “yo yo” to his crotch-pulling episode in Act II scene 1 [ha ha] and apparently Bill felt he needed to imitate it, so that was really funny. I almost didn’t remember my line[s?], but that’s okay. I’m trying to think of ways that maybe I could make it amusing or SOMETHING because it’s just so yucky. But oh well, maybe not. Oh, and Bill bought us all little candies, I thought it was really sweet of him. His daughter came last night I think, and I think she really liked it. Also, Gina’s mommy bought us flowers, and I think I heard he father’s heart stop when Dave kissed her. ^.~ And oh my GOD!!!! Carlos’s boobs were on his fucking stomach during the Can Can. It was so fucking hysterical.
Then afterwards [after John asked us if we needed a ride “somewhere“ ^.~], we went out for dinner at the Chinese place, which was really spiffy. Sam goes, “Do you know a girl Lauren who just moved to your school?” and I was like, “....wtd....?” So Sam knows Lauren. Anyway, I had fun with that. Thought the waitresses didn’t know what the deuce they were doing, so the service kind of sucked. We weren’t going to leave a big tip, but then we did. Dunno how that happened. So we partied and it was a lot of fun.
Tonight [technically last night, but don’t get picky] was wonderful. Obviously we didn’t go out afterward, because I wouldn’t be home right now. The audience was absolutely plastered. I mean, Gina walks on and Dave says to her, “Hi Anne” or whatever the deuce the line is and the woman at the first table starts laughing hysterically. I mean, whoa. They really had too much to drink. Of course, that’s what makes them such a good crowd, sorry to say. But they really enjoyed it. I decided that I love Celia, and I like when she dances. I think she’s wonderful. Anyway, Carlos’s boobs stayed on properly, I worked the fifty-fifty and I collected $200! I was so excited [my first all-time high!!!], it was cool. I realized that I love to do this, and I love the cast. So so much energy, and I think Pat is really happy about the whole thing.
But fuck I’m tired.
What a night, what a night. What an opening night. What a week! I feel like I haven’t been online in forever. I feel like I’ll never have normal feet again, but by God, it was all worth it. The sleepless nights and the feet and the drama. And when the drunken old men hit on you.
Let’s start with opening night, which kind of seems BLAH, especially compared to tonight, but we did kick serious ass. We actually didn’t have a big crowd, but Ryan came, and that was cool. John added a little “yo yo” to his crotch-pulling episode in Act II scene 1 [ha ha] and apparently Bill felt he needed to imitate it, so that was really funny. I almost didn’t remember my line[s?], but that’s okay. I’m trying to think of ways that maybe I could make it amusing or SOMETHING because it’s just so yucky. But oh well, maybe not. Oh, and Bill bought us all little candies, I thought it was really sweet of him. His daughter came last night I think, and I think she really liked it. Also, Gina’s mommy bought us flowers, and I think I heard he father’s heart stop when Dave kissed her. ^.~ And oh my GOD!!!! Carlos’s boobs were on his fucking stomach during the Can Can. It was so fucking hysterical.
Then afterwards [after John asked us if we needed a ride “somewhere“ ^.~], we went out for dinner at the Chinese place, which was really spiffy. Sam goes, “Do you know a girl Lauren who just moved to your school?” and I was like, “....wtd....?” So Sam knows Lauren. Anyway, I had fun with that. Thought the waitresses didn’t know what the deuce they were doing, so the service kind of sucked. We weren’t going to leave a big tip, but then we did. Dunno how that happened. So we partied and it was a lot of fun.
Tonight [technically last night, but don’t get picky] was wonderful. Obviously we didn’t go out afterward, because I wouldn’t be home right now. The audience was absolutely plastered. I mean, Gina walks on and Dave says to her, “Hi Anne” or whatever the deuce the line is and the woman at the first table starts laughing hysterically. I mean, whoa. They really had too much to drink. Of course, that’s what makes them such a good crowd, sorry to say. But they really enjoyed it. I decided that I love Celia, and I like when she dances. I think she’s wonderful. Anyway, Carlos’s boobs stayed on properly, I worked the fifty-fifty and I collected $200! I was so excited [my first all-time high!!!], it was cool. I realized that I love to do this, and I love the cast. So so much energy, and I think Pat is really happy about the whole thing.
But fuck I’m tired.