HEE!
So, okay, Harper's Island. Episode 13, because episode 12 is apparently nowhere available. So that means that the whole thing is now even funnier than it was before. Always those questions; is it a another plot hole, or did they actually explain it in the last ep? Chances are... what? Fifty/fifty? \c/
( Look, it's not like I killed 'em all, my dad did a lot. )
( Look, it's not like I killed 'em all, my dad did a lot. )
That got Callum's attention. He stopped fiddling with his cell phone (writing text messages was a pain in the ass, but myspace pages gave him a migraine, and texting was the only way his last three girlfriends would communicate with him when they weren't actually on a date or online together. Kids today, he thought grumpily, then realised his mistake when his inner censor cleared its throat. Young women, it reminded him. A very important distinction. We like it out here in the not-in-jail world. Yeah yeah, right, okay, thought Callum, mentally cancelling Tuesday's trip to the teen vampire romance section in Chapters) and looked up.
"It's too late, Dillon. You're already bald. You'll just have to wait for it to grow back. Want me to get you some Just for Men or are you finally going to start aging gracefully?"
Hugh bridled and counterattacked. There were hand gestures.
"Fuck you. And, number one, aging gracefully like who, Mr-Mid-Life-Crisis-That-Started-In-1999-And-Continues-Unabated? Numbers two, three and four, I was not going fucking gray okay, you asshole, it was just that I preferred - preferred, uh - a richer shade of my natural dark brown, and ten through five million and twenty-six? You need to lose the facial hair."
Callum casually gave him the finger and slowly stroked his silver goatee with the other hand.
"I like it," he said. "More importantly, girls like it. Dollars to donuts, and despite your bitching, you secretly like it too. So give it up. It makes me looked distinguished. I think it even helps my golf game."
Hugh rolled his eyes.
"Hey, if you won’t do it for me?" he said, grinning evilly, "do it for the children."
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In the ensuing 'discussion', one butt cheek and two elbows were bruised, someone banged their head on the coffee table, and Callum almost managed to shave of one of Hugh's eyebrows. And then they had sex. Afterwards, Callum's facial hair was still intact. But as it turns out, some stuff itches when it's growing back.
~end~
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Also, HEY! I am sure he takes care that they are all LEGAL. Now that he, you know, probably actually gets insulted on the street by Jamie Bamber fans! And is kind of famous and stuff. And will be in season 8 of a really bad successful series. So THERE.
Also, Mr. Flashpoint is probably waxing his chest by now. /smug
PS. *links it in the main post? Okay?*
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PS HUGH DOES NOT WAX HIS CHEST HAIR OMG BITCH
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*runs very fast indeed*
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*stares*
*waits for callum's hit cop show*
*runs runs RUUUUUUUUUUUNS*
he would be a good BAD cop though? i mean, anti-hero cop. like, hrm, if cracker was sexy! and had a dodgy beard)
(also how sad is it that being hugely behind in fp i momentarily though, OH maybe he takes his TROUSERS OFF AGAIN YAY!. then i realised you were just mean. hmph.)
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Tiny thing; I think it's "shave off"? Not "shave of"? Right?
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