I sometimes do that but more often than not I'll put it in my pocket. I think advertising I'm going to the bathroom to perform an exchange of absorbent materials is something other people necessarily want to know.
That's my point! I don't need to know this. I don't indulge when I'm at work unless I happen to have my backpack with me. I don't openly bring a paper in...
Reading in the bathroom drives me crazy. My roommates do it all the time. With me, I just go in get my business done and leave. There's not even time to read, unless I'm sick or something. But not just that, when you bring a book into the bathroom it is tainted!
I loved that episode of Seinfeld where George was at the bookstore and he took the book into the bathroom and they made him buy it, and then no store would let him return it because it was marked as having been in a bathroom.
I know someone who can't take a crap if he's not reading.
I read in the bathroom all the time. Oh, and crosswords. Ma and I had a big book of crosswords for the bathroom when I lived at home. I stole it when I moved out.
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I loved that episode of Seinfeld where George was at the bookstore and he took the book into the bathroom and they made him buy it, and then no store would let him return it because it was marked as having been in a bathroom.
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I read in the bathroom all the time. Oh, and crosswords. Ma and I had a big book of crosswords for the bathroom when I lived at home. I stole it when I moved out.
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The entire Queek family is like that. My nephew would not subject himself to be potty-training unless he had a Curious George book with him.
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Now you've gone and exposed yourself for all 2 of my DC readers (who probably don't recognize you).
Heh, I remember the story of your nephew. I mentioned this to alterna this weekend and he said he never could.
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