Jan 29, 2007 21:49
RCHER = GOOGLE
Ok, so as I was bored today (I already studied a month now. A MONTH! I feel like this is the SAT >_>) I was examining the stream of thought that comes from my mind. And realized that my mind works a lot like google. You type in whatever thought you want and an absurd amount of results pop up, some of them completely irrelevant. Example:
Search: Pricky Midterm.
Results:
1.) Needles, reminds me of bio lab, reminds me of Steven L.
2.) Angry little bald dude who occasionally has nice one-liners.
3.) English Midterm (yay relevant results!) which I'm screwed for (that's not what I want to hear!)
4.) Essays (See "Must not write using flowery stuff as it got me screwed over on the last practice")
5.) Multiple choice (See "Think like moron test makers despite my more correct inclinations")
6.) Corollary to result 2: Pricky in pink tutu spinning a flag...
And then things go completely random. Like Steve J. holding a bottle of bubble bath and laughing hysterically while drinking it. Please don't ask me why my mind turns that up. Ask google why it turns up rock lee's face when you search for buddhism. So I'm a lot like a search engine, and, unfortunately, my ever-bored mind constantly types in new phrases and what-not to search, and occasionally I am so amused by the results that I burst out laughing. This reminds me of when Lia started laughing after I told her I had seen the result of Pricky in a tutu. And that gets searched under "Lia laughing..." which turns up "Excuuuuuse me, Princess!" which is the most recent and relevant concept to the subject of Lia laughing. This often makes it a pain for Rcher to think because he will search for a math term and instead of the formula, Flippy dancing to the Six Flags commercial will pop up. Oh dear.
RCHER = ANATOMICAL MADMAN GENIUS
So I recently finished reading a book on martial arts, called "Advanced Tae Kwon Do". (Yeah that's right ^^). And I spotted a chart of all the pressure points on the human body. Oddly enough, I'm ticklish in the areas nearest pressure points. There's one somewhere on the foot (don't remember where). One on the tricep (I hit that spot with an upper cut just to see if I could find it. Believe me, I found it.) And pretty much the entire center line down the human body is a string of pressure points. The face has five I think, with one under the eye sockets and various others located nearby. Anyway, so as I was finding these pressure points (in a violent way) I realized that the human body is both as strong as steel and as weak as aluminum. How so? Try stabbing the shoulder muscles. It will take a heckuva lotta effort to actually hurt that area, and once you do, there's not much there to damage. That's one of the body's steely parts. Then there are spots you can hit which will crumple a person. For example, there is a spot somewhere on the front of the skull that is so weak that a "rabbit punch" will suffice for a knock-out. This, as Arky could tell you, is also caused due to the brain being damaged by bouncing back and forth within the skull, but that's beside the point. Anyway, it's fascinating for me to take one finger and try to drive it through my abdomen, and then take that same finger and drive it into the tricep pressure point. The difference in pain is astronomical. Very intriguing, no?
...Of course the goblin punch is still my favorite.
"That's not a punch!" "And I'm not a goblin."
Finally, NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THE SCREENPLAY BE PATIENT YOU NOOB! XD. Sorry, with midterms there has been much chaos in Rcher world with the approach of Pricky-Flippy exam. Chaos is good. It stimulates writing. But it also stimulates study. Which is also good. So I have not yet gotten enough writing done, but rest assured that I'm gathering ideas ^^.