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by limitedbythesky
bytor80's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 22% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:40:05 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 06:57:01 PM
Alco Money! : $ 316
Guests of Honour
bytor80 is an up-tight Taoist and a full-time Barney Gumble impersonator. bytor80 drank 3 Cognacs.
lochlander is a crestfallen Liberal Christian. lochlander drank 3 Tequilas.
quaoar is a resentful Liberal Christian. quaoar drank 2 Ales.
darkdancer17 is a sprightly Agnostic and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. darkdancer17 drank 17 Gins.
cephir0s is a happy-go-lucky Hindu. cephir0s drank 13 Absinthes, 4 Sambuccas, 3 Pernods.
blishlock is a constipated Atheist. blishlock drank 11 Pilsners, 1 Sherry.
p1n3b0x is a paranoid Taoist. p1n3b0x drank 2 Kahluas.
noctuabundus is an abominable Fundementalist Christian who shits everywhere just for attention. noctuabundus decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
iceydragon is a stable Muslim. iceydragon drank 15 Poteens, 4 Brandys.
jiffysquid is a jovial Wiccan and a greasy lager lout. jiffysquid drank 7 Rums, 1 Sherry, 4 Mescals, 1 Mint Julep.
Sick!
bytor80's home is completely covered in vomit and it'll definitely take more than a 3 man operation to clean it up!
Fights
At approximately 09:17:41 AM noctuabundus attempted to summon the demons out of jiffysquid by baptising them over the toilet. The police were summoned shortly before jiffysquid's soul could be saved by Holy Jesus.
blishlock continually teased noctuabundus throughout the night by repeatedly showing noctuabundus their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'
Lovers
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like cephir0s has found an eternal soulmate in lochlander. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
cephir0s has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
Random Events
During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble p1n3b0x told quaoar to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.
iceydragon and p1n3b0x took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
cephir0s threw darts at the neighbours cat.
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