099 // Sam Tyler objects to your pranks. [Voice.]

[bythe_books]

[Sam's voice is terse and agitated, LOL AS USUAL. When he speaks, his voice is clipped and impatient, like whenever he's about to launch a crazy Sam Tyler diatribe.]

Alright. Okay. Who's the joker who thought it'd be funny to place buckets of water on top of the doors? Y'know... I don't even give a damn about the water, but the bowl... God.

Comments

Paranoia time

[doctor_j_crane]

Is there any way that we could get the 'water' tested? I don't want to wake up tomorrow and find I've got a slow moving acid burn on my head.

THE BEST TIME

[bythe_books]

Right, uh... pretty sure it was just water.

CRANE HAS IT OFTEN.

[doctor_j_crane]

I doubt it. Water is petty, chemicals can create blindness or even tumors.

[bythe_books]

Feeling any side-effects?

[doctor_j_crane]

Yes, actually. I am.